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someone better put willie nelson in bubble wrap because we're running out of good white people fast

Trump: We must build the ballroom so that presidents can entertain up to a thousand people in safety. Also Trump: To celebrate my birthday we’re allowing four thousand people onto the White House grounds to watch a prize fight.

A question for House and Senate Republicans to think about because if they continue their policy of doing nothing, they’re going to be asked this question for the rest of their lives. Judges will ask, historians will ask, their grandkids will ask. The question: Trump is crazy, what’s your excuse?

Let’s be clear. If American ground troops are deployed to open the Strait of Hormuz, that will clearly be a war for oil. America’s sons and daughters sent to the other side of the world to fight and die for the oil companies. Who voted for this? Anyone?

So are you going to a war or an excursion? It’s actually easy to figure out; just check what you’re taking along. For instance, you don’t take bombs to an excursion, you take a picnic basket. You’re welcome.

When I see a picture of RFK Jr, just gotta ask - is this what a fellow with tip-top mitochondria is supposed to look like? Because, I mean… geez.

Just got this screen grab of another section of the Oval Office decor. It looks like Liberace threw up in there.

Newark Airport under the Trump administration: Come for the near-death flight experiences and delays; stay for the diseases

Four R senators and four R House members could announce they're caucusing with the Dems for now, and will vote for Schumer for Majority Leader and Jeffries for Speaker, because the threat to the rule of law is dire. Meanwhile, they'll work with Democrats to construct guardrails against dictatorship.

Share this everywhere. I believe there should be immigration enforcement. I believe there shld be an immigration enforcement agency. But this one is simply lawless to the core. That fact is just inescapable.

The only fair way to handle this is to appoint a team of teenagers to tear this company limb from limb until we find out what kind of financial damage they are hiding and where

Staying woke. Who’s with me?

you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.

This sounds obvious but it needs repeating - when someone says something for years and then says the opposite in a confirmation hearing, they didn’t change their mind, they lying to get confirmed.

imagine a country so furious about drag performers that it voted for polio

Hey, how about we NOT have an FBI Director with Charlie Manson eyes?