Jared

Jared

@jpjaco.bsky.social

I'm nerdy about jock stuff and jocky about nerd stuff

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I forgot to post "Go Wolves" this weekend. Fortunately, it appears they were able to win without me. Still, I need to lock in. With 4 more games in the next 6 days, it'll be more important than ever for me to post "Go Wolves" every day. Go Wolves!

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Same set vs Orlando. Pistol Flare between Anthony Edwards and Bones Hyland. Edwards clears, Trey Lyles flares off of Rudy Gobert.

Jonah Maves@hunchojman.bsky.social

I did like the opening set from the Wolves despite the result. Pistol Flare for LaMelo, flowing into the flare opposite for Ant.

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This is the best look we have seen at the Timberwolves SLOB set they have been getting to a lot to begin the season. Pindown to free Bones Hyland, Iverson screen to free LaMelo. Trey Lyles comes across to set a ball screen for LaMelo while Rudy Gobert seals free Bones Hyland.

Anthony Edwards is the best 3 point shooter in the league besides Steph. He can shoot an unlimited amount. Keep ripping it, king

Every day is a good day to post "Go Wolves" but this day is especially good. I highly recommend that everyone try it out. Go Wolves!

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SCOOP: 'Tommy' from the now-viral exchange with Abdul El-Sayed is Thomas Teepell, a former staffer for Republican Senator Josh Hawley with close ties to Christian Nationalist Sean Feucht. He's the son of a former Bobby Jindal staffer whose consultant work was instrumental in getting Hawley elected.

thehandbasket.co'Tommy' from viral El-Sayed video is former Sen. Hawley staffer with Christian nationalist tiesThomas Teepell is the son of a former long-time Bobby Jindal staffer who's close to Sean Feucht.

No shit

Nancy Yang@nyang.bsky.social

“While there’s a possibility that there’s some evidence we don’t know about, when I look at the circumstances surrounding this search, it doesn’t pass the smell test for me,” Doug Kelley, a former federal prosecutor in Minnesota under the Carter and Reagan administrations, said.

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the falcons walking into the dome and ass blasting the saints on their weepy steve gleason day is a perfect moment in the history of this rivalry

@arif.bsky.social I shared your Accuracy Over Expected stats from Locked On After Dark with my NFC North friends (enemies) this morning. We all laughed about Jordan Love, naturally, but they want to know how Caleb and Goff ranked. If they ranked poorly can you share? And if they did well, ignore me

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Macklemore: Palestinian children are people. Robert Kraft *actively getting a handjob from a strip mall prostitute he refuses to tip*: We must ban this hate speech from every stadium in America. Let me call up my friends, the Epstein client list. Ed Sheeran: Good point, sir. Both sides, sir.

Peter Bukowski@peterbukowski.bsky.social

I promise I won't do all of them, but don't think they showed this on the broadcast. 3rd-and-8, Packers up 19-10 with under 6 minutes in the 3rd. Matthew Golden gets grabbed on his route enough that he goes down. No call.

Very happy for Carson Wentz but after seeing him in the locker room I can't help but feel like his body is going to explode again if he has to play another month

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It’s Bones, Balls & Kum SZN

Shams Charania Tweets@shamsbot.bsky.social

BREAKING: Jonathan Kuminga has agreed to a two-year, $13 million deal with the Minnesota Timberwolves, plus a player option, agent Aaron Turner tells ESPN. Kuminga will be a starter alongside Anthony Edwards, LaMelo Ball, Jaden McDaniels and Rudy Gobert on the West contender.

Pistons should be #5 and Wolves should be #6

NBA Stat@nbastat.bsky.social

The Athletic’s Power Rankings for the 2026-27 season (top 20 playoff contenders) 1. Knicks 2. Spurs 3. Thunder 4. 76ers 5. Cavs 6. Pistons 7. Celtics 8. Lakers 9. Wolves 10. Rockets 11. Nuggets 12. Raptors 13. Hawks 14. Heat 15. Pacers 16. Magic 17. Blazers 18. Suns 19. Hornets 20. Warriors #NBA

Duskbloods is back! (And so are the Wolves)

Jared@jpjaco.bsky.social

The Duskbloods server test has betrayed me but I know my beloved Timberwolves never will!

Walter Olson@walterolson.bsky.social

Texas Gov. Abbott is refusing to extradite to Minnesota an ICE agent charged with firing into a home there, "at least until Minnesota 'step[s] up and [repays proceeds of] fraud that they’ve committed in their state through federal programs.'” It's a meritless stand. [@stevevladeck.bsky.social]

Texas had about 16.8 trillion more dollars of Medicare fraud. Republicans have never and will never argue in good faith.

Walter Olson@walterolson.bsky.social

Texas Gov. Abbott is refusing to extradite to Minnesota an ICE agent charged with firing into a home there, "at least until Minnesota 'step[s] up and [repays proceeds of] fraud that they’ve committed in their state through federal programs.'” It's a meritless stand. [@stevevladeck.bsky.social]