jpwi.bsky.social

jpwi.bsky.social

@jpwi.bsky.social

Scalawag. Aspiring reformer. Scientist forced to consult.

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Someone relayed to me a tale of a fellow who went into a clinic for STD screening and proceeded to hit on every woman working there. It amazes me how people are given talents and use them for nefarious purposes.

Since we’re doing throwbacks to the early 2000s apparently, here’s one of my t shirt ideas that would sell I don’t care how cringy it is. I’m just too lazy to learn how to make and market t shirts. “James Blunt says I’m beautiful” w/ the ending scene of the music video as the background. U kno the 1

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This man is my hero because he’s a member of the United States Air Force and is standing by his #Oath to the #Constitution! I’m hoping that since he has taken the lead others will follow because this is what a true American Soldier looks like! Remember your Oath to the Constitution

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If you're a Marine or other service member being mobilized to Los Angeles and you'd like to apply for conscientious objector status, call the GI Rights Hotline to get some guidance on your options: 1-877-447-4487

Not sure if I will ever be cooler than the time I rolled up to a class I was TAing blasting S&M while dancing along. After getting out of my car, an undergrad asked why were you blasting that song. I answered in a deadpan tone because it’s a bop and I’m pretty sure I broke their brain…

I’m sure I’m far from the first person to notice this, but it’s shocking to me how a loved one recommended the Audible (an Amazon company) exclusive based on 1984 without irony or criticism.

Oh no, crepe myrtle bark scale is causing serious damage to arguably the most prolific non-native tree species planted in the southeast. If only there were native alternatives like redbuds, black gums, fringe trees, buckeyes, or about a dozen others

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Hey NOAA, FEMA and federal scientists and staff — I’m a climate reporter at NPR. To share info anonymously, you can reach me on Signal at sommer.55

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Ever wonder what snow in the swamp would look like? This is 5 miles into the Louisiana swamps in the Atchafalaya basin... it's unreal... having lived down there for the first 28 years of my life, we never saw anything like this. Smashed records. Curtesy of Garrett Roberts.