Jason McCrank

"Why don't we just... wait here for a little while... see what happens?" The Thing is John Carpenter's masterpiece. I can never get enough of it. #horror #october

Haha, Harrison Butker keeps missing field goals. Clearly a DEI hire.

Also, Formenton sucks and unfortunately, Owen Michaels is beginning to look overwhelmed at this level after a promising start. Frederic is a big fucking bag of nothing. #Oilers #LetsGoOilers

Losing to a goalie making his first ever NHL start just makes Jarry even more pathetic. 1-0 lead; late 3-2 and they lose to an objectively bad team. The #Oilers are going to get whipped by the Flames on Wednesday. #LetsGoOilers

And the pathetic #Oilers let the guy who doesn't even want to be a Red Wing score. This team is so so mediocre outside of the big three skaters. #LetsGoOilers

The #Oilers might get away with this. Can't imagine that Babs is going to be so happy in the postgame presser. #LetsGoOilers

#HereComesTristanJarry #Oilers #LetsGoOilers

Brad Bradford being graceful in defeat. Nice concession speech about the city coming together. His kids are cute. Impressive campaign really. Got more votes than John Tory did in 2022. But Olivia Chow got more votes than any Toronto mayoral candidate ever.

#Oilers given two gift powerplays to start the 3rd. Pissed away the first and probably will the second. #LetsGoOilers

How the #Oilers come out in the 3rd period against an objectively bad team will tell us a lot about them. #LetsGoOilers

lol the white hot Flames are going to beat the #Oilers on Prime on Wednesday. #LetsGoOilers

Another profoundly pathetic game on home ice from the Edmonton #Oilers. #LetsGoOilers

LOL

The Red Wings are an objectively bad team. lol #Oilers they're going to piss away their cushion of a start. #LetsGoOilers

This heckler is all of us ✊🏾

A huge congratulations to @mayoroliviachow.ca and the incredible slate of progressive councillors elected in Toronto tonight.

This is fucking racist nonsense. Virtually all of humanity's greatest innovations from science, medicine to mathematics etc. have emanated from the middle-east. The only thing this abject moron has given us is a resurgence of measles. #uspoli #cdnpoli

It’s just so appalling and enraging how casual and commonplace this has become. I’m out of words.

So uh, the Flames are playing like a cohesive unit and a TEAM all of a sudden. Up 2-0 on the Leafs looking for their fourth straight win. The #Oilers are probably in trouble on Wednesday. #LetsGoOilers

RIP Eric. What a tragedy. He carried Mel Blanc's considerable legacy beautifully.

Another morning of russian terror in Ukraine. The last Epicentr in Kharkiv destroyed. Rescuers attacked while saving lives. Three of them injured. A shopping center burning in Zaporizhzhia. Homes hit in Vinnytsia.

Hahahaha, look at this cringe bullshit. LOOK AT IT. #bcpoli #cdnpoli #uspoli

I wish Bluesky would get polls working so we could do this one: Who shit the bed harder tonight? - the Edmonton #Oilers - the BC NDP and David Eby

Eat shit Jarry. #Oilers #LetsGoOilers

Listen to Sportnet glazing the Leafs. Absolutely horrific. Put your dicks away boys. The Leafs are maybe a wild card team and the #Oilers just don't beat them at Rogers Place. #LetsGoOilers

The #Oilers are absolutely horrid on home ice this season. I also don't buy the notion that they were "good" against Carolina. How many goals have they given up these past two games? Again. #LetsGoOilers

Hey Bowman, going goalie shopping again? Checking out the bargain bin? #Oilers #LetsGoOilers

I hate the prick #Oilers fans who sell their tickets to Leafs fans more than Leafs fans or the Leafs. Way more. #LetsGoOilers

So does Tomkins start next game? LOOOOL #Oilers #LetsGoOilers

The #Oilers look like utter dipshits on odd man rushes. It's a good thing that they've cut them significantly down but they still look pathetic when it happens. #LetsGoOilers

Jesus Christ #Oilers don't get goalied by Stolarz. #LetsGoOilers

Hellebuyck's groveling comments were hilarious. "I still care about them (Jets fans)." He saw what happened to Brady Tkachuk and is like "Oh shit." #NHL

The alumni rosters for this weekend's Jets vs Canadiens game ahead of the Heritage Classic are kind of ass. LOL #NHL

Ari Emanuel says "we're still going to Saudi Arabia." What he means is, they are going to Saudi Arabia. He's going nowhere near it.

Richard Dawkins raped kids on Epstein Island.

Natalie praying for her daddy to get better? #uspoli #cdnpoli

Cheveldayoff didn't get a very goor haul for Hellebuyck but he did well in exiling him to the gigantic nothingburger that is the New Jersey Devils. He isn't winning shit there lol #NHL