joern

joern

@jrn.bsky.social

Still your mom’s favorite hacker!

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joern
@jrn.bsky.social

Looking forward to this! Brace for TOP INSIGHTS (which is still an anagram of SHITPOSTING).

BSidesFrankfurt@bsidesfra.bsky.social

Yeah, so… @jrn.bsky.social is doing the keynote. Just some random guy who’s been in the hacker scene for decades. Nothing special. Get ready for a totally average talk!

joern
@jrn.bsky.social

Lands of Packets TTL exceeded. I would like to collect texts from the scene about FX in his memory. A collection of obituaries that will then be posted on phenoelit.de. If anyone would like to contribute, please contact me. Mail: joernchen@phenoelit.de Signal: jrn.07

Jeff Moss@thedarktangent.defcon.social.ap.brid.gy

RIP FX - You are a legend

joern
@jrn.bsky.social

Today I have a more serious topic than usual, please consider reposting for reach: My wife and I are urgently looking for a specialist in neuropediatrics or a similar field for our autistic child with a diagnosed, but not further specified, movement disorder [1/4]

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joern
@jrn.bsky.social

The usual processes and medical contact points have failed us unfortunately and he seems stuck in this condition. We’re based in Berlin, Germany but really any contact with a specialist who would be willing to take on this case we’d be grateful for! [3/4]

joern
@jrn.bsky.social

Today I have a more serious topic than usual, please consider reposting for reach: My wife and I are urgently looking for a specialist in neuropediatrics or a similar field for our autistic child with a diagnosed, but not further specified, movement disorder [1/4]

joern
@jrn.bsky.social

(myoclonus and/or spasms) to finally find a cause and, above all, an effective therapy. The symptoms are bothering our son ever since he’s born, now for more than nine years, seriously affecting his sleep. [2/4]

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Andrea
@valkyrie.hacker.gf

Would you give an LLM control of the nukes if it would stop Donald Trump from taking office and getting it instead?

Andrea@valkyrie.hacker.gf

Come on, giving ChatGPT launch authority couldn't possibly be worse than the people who already have it

joern
@jrn.bsky.social

Well, if you feel a bounty is not high enough you can always resort to extortion or ransomware. 🤡

Michael Blake@michael1026.bsky.social

Starting to think of bug severity in terms of "how might this affect shareholder price". At the end of the day, that's all that the companies who determine your bounty amount care about. Your data is already public from other breaches, but those breaches may not be associated to that company (yet).

joern
@jrn.bsky.social

Considering giving a talk titled: „I made my hobby my profession so I needed a new hobby. Now I’m cuddling grown men in pyjamas trying to choke them out or break their limbs - for fun“

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