A Jason Tabrys

Cut to 6 weeks from now

The Brewers appear to be pretty good.

That's the Freddy we know #LGM

The greatest sleep I ever did have came when I was in my early 20s and home from a bar in Queens before the sun came up. Mouth greasy from the fries at the all-night McDonalds we hit on the way home and still feeling cozily buzzed from the cocktails my friends bartender boyfriend snuck us all night

No you see AI won’t replace jobs it will simply make the jobs easier

Seeing Wicker tomorrow

Finding a big bag of money would really hit the spot.

Watching Caleb Wilson take over the last 2 minutes to give the #Bulls a win

There is nothing wrong with drafting off someone else's name recognition to get into congress.

In my day, this was called Alize and it came in a frosted bottle. We used to live in a proper society.

Never forget that, despite all the good vibes, the Knicks are a garbage organization run by an absolute asshole. www.cbssports.com/nba/news/kni...

Realizing it may take a few outings for the #Bulls to mesh.

I'd be down for a Glee revival helmed by Casper Kelly and the cast is trapped in a world of the show's creation where every commercial is a cheery sing-songy abomination and they slowly go insane because everyone performatively sings everything everywhere they go. Like the Buffy musical.

My next three trips to the theater are mapped out -- Clue(!), Wicker, You Can See Everything.

holy smokes, conan strikes up a chat with a random lady on the subway and she immediately starts riffing on his level, no problem.

I don't know why you don't just fold Glee into a season of American Horror Story

No One Tells the Norm Macdonald Story Better Than Norm Macdonald

maybe the reflecting pool company can do the job

I know the odds, but I think the #Bulls are making the playoffs. I believe in Caleb, Matas, Powell, etc

I have hated the Knicks since childhood, but that was pretty great.

How long until the administration awards every American child to SpaceX?

Different enough? No more martinis, Walther PPKs, and Aston Martins. Jimmy Bond is American now. He's crushing PBRs, wielding a sawed-off shotgun, and he drives a Cybertruck. No more sleeping around. He's fiercely monogamous to his AI girlfriend. No more suits. Carhartt overalls ALL DAY.

Cutting off your parents is a sometimes unavoidable tragedy. Like severing a necrotic limb. But if you don't do it, they'll take you down with them. It's been 11 years for me. I hate it, but I don't hate myself for doing it. Screw this one-size-fits-all moral bludgeoning. Do what's right for you.

Cheesecake is DOPE

The NBA is back, here's my look at the most compelling storylines going into the new season for SPORT www.sportthemagazine.com/p/the-nba-is...

Drag shows are awesome, as are pride marches. Tell me more!

I feel you, Mayhem

The year is 2132, and a primetime football game is using a Third Eye Blind song going into the commercial

This helmet has been stuck on my head for four years. I have adapted. #Niners

These digital twins will still have to come into the physical office, though.

As a follow-up to the Eagles' medical team:

This is not the takeaway I would have from this news and we don’t have to frame him playing a contact sport while sleep deprived like this. Football’s reliance on this gamer/warrior narrative is really insidious.

Is it a flying car, or is it a hype machine that stays above the ground because it aggressively blows smoke?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWxF...

New byline – grew up on Sport Magazine. Excited to contribute to its new era. First up is a look at how the just-eliminated Dodgers are more dangerous than ever in an abbreviated offseason. www.sportthemagazine.com/p/the-dodger...

New byline – grew up on Sport Magazine. Excited to contribute to its new era. First up is a look at how the just-eliminated Dodgers are more dangerous than ever in an abbreviated offseason. www.sportthemagazine.com/p/the-dodger...

This is Tommy. Tommy had a question about my allegiances. Listen to the end to hear about his.

I don't care how they release the Beatles biopics, I'm still only buying 1 ticket to see the Ringo

This motherfucker wants to die.

I don't understand why the guy didn't just migrate out the butt in Whalefall. Whales have butts, right?

I’m just saying

“First single you bought with your own money. No lying!" I have, possibly, the most embarassing answer... a Hanson single, but not even Mmmbop. I remember, vividly, buying it at the mall. it was at the register and an impulse buy. Such a quetionable impulse. www.youtube.com/watch?v=hT_d...

Lorne Michaels did this

Reminded of the time a maroon stretch limo from the 80s with cracked seats and falling ceiling panels picked us up for an under the table fare when we were walking back to our car after NYCC and then he drove backwards for half a block when he missed the garage.

ARTIFICIAL feels like a defining film of our decade, its depiction of our society on the brink of an AI revolution/cliff chilling, fascinating and drenched in the Musk of tech bros’ toxic masculinity. Luca Guadagnino’s direction is propulsive, electric and operatic. Wow! #LFF