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After arbitarily firing tens of thousands of US public servants, stealing everyone's Social Security info and starving half a million children to death, a single SpaceX share to every kid whose parents' taxes paid for SpaceX anyway is pretty fucking big of Elon.

I wonder if he knows how many of those kids aren't his kind of people?

Watch this promise evaporate like all the others.

Just like he set up a self-sustaining Mars colony by 2019? Christ why are you all so fucking gullible?

They're incentivized to just say stuff, because the media will regurgitate it uncritically and with no pushback. It is the modus operandi of this entire administration.

"universal high income" isn't that just runaway inflation

Is he going to run this by Stephen Miller to make sure only the "right kind of" American kid gets $150 in overvalued stock? Will they be allowed to sell? (Which they should if they're smart.) Aside from Musk's tendency to make shit up, this could really be hard to implement.

And because every child allegedly will have a stake in SpaceX’s profitability, parents will vote for federal and state governments to give taxpayer-financed special subsidies to SpaceX. This is just another example of crony capitalism.

Yeah, that's fake

He will do it shortly after he builds a hyperloop on Mars.

New Mexico has its own history, culture, and identity. Renaming a state to “New America” shouldn’t be a presidential priority when people expect real solutions to the problems affecting their lives. 🇺🇸

His guy is a carnival barker. Apollo needed 8 launches to circle the moon. Starship is on launch 14 to go halfway around the world. Infinitesimal iteration, boldly.

DEPORT Musk! 🖕

Distributing diluted shares to “every child in America” is a cheap way for Musk to open a vector for obtaining personal identifying information on our next generation of Americans. And we all know how zealously Musk protects a person’s personal information.

Did you include his history of lying in the article?

And when he goes bust 🤔🤷‍♀️

As long as they are straight, white and right wing

An old man tries to buy love.

Those pants are SMOULDERING...

stop sane washing apartheid bros

Pay proper taxes. That’s enough.

One share. One. Of the most overvalued sham of a grifting crime organization. Worthless if it even materializes, which it won't, of course.

Hand out from the Nazi Elon? No thanks. We will eat grass and stone if we have nothing to eat.

You guys really buried the lede here. He's a pathological liar, and he tried to cheat his way out of every promise he is made. And you don't say squat 

That headline again: "Dipshit thinks he can wow you with a thing that'll never happen instead of paying his fair share of taxes."

Please don’t nationalize my spaceship store because the kids

Chat, is this socialism?

Fuck the stock market. Without it we wouldn't have near the wealth inequality problem we do.

This is only worthy of publication if he really had done it. What a useless article when no child has received anything.

All the kids in America could be his biological children. Does not take place of child support.

World*** hunger, JFC

Why not call it what it is...Its called data collection of every American child.

Because when everyone has a copy of the same thing, that thing becomes more valuable 🤡

Will this be paid out soon after the $5k Trump checks?

did he pledge any stock dumps to the children he killed by destroying usaid?

has he ended hunger in the world yet? because he pledged to do this, too.

Maybe consider that you don't need to report on every stupid, obviously bullshit thing this moron says.

Performative nonsense. Please treat it as such

This is a midterm election sweetener

Elon Musk's efforts have likely killed millions of children. But hey, he says he's gonna do something, and when has he ever not done the things he says he's gonna do?

Do more than parrot the words of a known liar you are not a stenography service.

Musk must be scared if he's going on a full court press offensive of spectacle and lies to hide his complicity of murdering countless people around the world.

Never going to happen

He also asked to party with Epstein

The first of many whats?

Oh, c’mon y’all.

"Mass murderer tries to pay off potential jury pool." FTFY.

"We can't nationalize SpaceX. Think of the children!" Or "We have to bail out SpaceX! Think of the children!" And so on

lmfao the Washington Post is owned by a bald cuck loser

"[Notorious liar and child murderer] pledged to award a share of [largely publicly funded company] to every American child, part of what [notorious liar and child murderer] has vowed as an effort to unleash 'universal high income' through [copyright violating and CSAM-generating technology]."

Just as soon as the hyperloop is running.

In other news F-Elon throttled Starlink preventing Ukraine from properly using their air defense....the media constantly promotes this guy and never understand that in doing so make themselves look ridiculous

Isn’t he supposed be on Mars by now?

Not even a drop in the bucket. And he has committed high treason, which should be part of every headline. “Musk, traitor, pledged…”

This is bollocks. He’d benefit kids more if he paid his tax bill

And I pledge the entire combined GDP of ASEAN bloc countries to erectile dysfunction research

Aspiring Epstein associate tells obvious lie in pursuit of additional political power so that he can continue the eugenicist mass-murder spree he began at the beginning of the Trump administration.

When he dies, his cult of personality will be worth nothing at all. Probably best to just take SpaceX from him now and nationalize it. Low-cost internet for everyone.

Musk pledged to cure hunger but then cut vital USAID programs. Guess death is the ultimate hunger cure. If it works out the same, he'll be claiming that voting block of shares for his own stupid mars shots and making sure to get taxpayers to pay for it.

'First of many' LOL. The magic is gone dude, it's over.

He couldn't even promisee laptops to kids let alone stock shares

He says a lot of things and doesn't do most of them

and wapo *believes* him 🙄

😂 … no.

By “child” he means child processes on his data centre computers

he is lying

Anybody who actually believes a word out of that guy’s mouth deserves to get lied to