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1. The Wall Street Journal and CBS News confirmed that Elon Musk was involved in the decision to stall out Starshield, the military version of Starlink, when Ukraine needed it most. www.cbsnews.com/news/elon-mu...

After nearly two years of economic failure and broken promises, JD Vance’s midterm pitch these closing weeks is “give us another chance.” The American people cannot afford another round of this - and the good news is we don’t have to.

All Democratic ads should include this picture of the Abraham Lincoln finally coming into port.

Good-faith concern on this issue would be going, "hmm, professional sports leagues should probably have some standards in place to ensure trans competitors aren't getting an unfair advantage," googling for 5 minutes, realizing every sports league already has those standards and dropping it.

Confimed rapist.

There have always been bad lawyers, but we’re seeing just how bad it gets, and it’s bad. Even in the best-case scenario of this timeline, the legal profession is going to face a reckoning once Trump is gone. It’s going to need to kick a number of people out if the rule of law is to continue.

BREAKING: Joyce has withdrawn from the Freedom 250 Celebration

Old man checks the newspaper stand every day, reads the front page, then leaves. Vendor: “Why do you only check page one? Obituaries are in the back.” Old man: “Not the one I’m waiting for.”

Melania:

The GOP hates America and everything it stands for. Their words and actions prove it. Facts don't lie, but the GOP does; over and over again.

You know who’s a perfect metaphor for the GOP? Scott Jennings. A pundit who mocks Trump with us during commercial breaks — but fawns over Trump when the camera is rolling. Brave enough to speak out… in the green room.

Everyone sees this OldBall thing right #ncaa

is there a term for how too many people fucked something up for there to be any consequences? like, legitimately any ceo that used company money to donate to trump should be fired on the spot for contributing to the destruction of the economy right? like it was obvious and they are stupid

Trump only fired Noem because she stole money that he could have stolen.

When Ds are back in charge, they have to change everything. No moderate half-measures. Just relentless razing of the corrupt institutions that enriched the worst people in the world and propped up fascism. A few suggestions...

Age verification? I got in my first internet fight on Prodigy.

This is what happens when your bottom of the barrel attorneys do a word search for any variation of Donald Trump and automatically redact it. You end up redacting "don't".

I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good. Stay free

"You raise your voice, I erase your voice." Meet 𝐄𝐝𝐠𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐨 𝐆𝐨𝐧𝐳𝐚𝐥𝐞𝐳, an ICE Deportation Officer from Miami, FL (originally from Puerto Rico). Gonzalez has lived in Miami and Hollywood, FL. He decided it would be fun to travel to Miami to kidnap and threaten people. #OneOfOursAllOfYours #UnmaskICE

I would like to know how my prior colleagues, who have chosen to pursue leadership positions under this charlatan, justify ordering agents to break their oaths of office and open investigations on people simply for exercising their legal rights. Good luck gazing in the mirror when this is all over.

Congressional Republicans gave Trump a slush fund for ICE and CBP in the "Big Beautiful Bill." Tens of billions of dollars that is still usable even during a shutdown. Democrats must make rescinding that money the price of any future govt funding, as Republicans did with IRS money from the IRA.

Ice is full of convicted felons that the 🫏 pardoned from January 6, Proud boys, Oath Keepers, 3%ers and other d bags! This needs to end!! I can’t be the only one with these thoughts! We need to end this if our military won’t! For our children, for our country, hell for the world!

HOOSIERS.

I’ll take that for a bears season

🔥 From @statuscoupnews.bsky.social : “This is nuts. What the fuck is going on? I’ve never protested in my life… they tell you it’s immigrants — it’s fucking anybody. They’re just trying to scare people. I’m not paid to be here. I have to work in the morning. This is wrong.”

Rightwing influencers are so bad at interpreting source material that they can only do it correctly by accident, when they're trying to make a joke

Bears fans preparing to riot but the stadium puts Serengeti's "Dennehy" on the PA and they all calm down instantly and begin milling about harmlessly. "Keep the juice in your chops," they mutter to each other, absently if still somewhat warmly. "Keep the juice in your brats."

Another hypothetical win for the SEC #iufb

#iufb

Fuck these clowns

Wrote a piece for @slate.com explaining that states have a long history of prosecuting federal officers when they allegedly use excessive force. Federal officers are only immune from such prosecutions when they act reasonably in carrying out lawful duties.

Jacob Frey: "To ICE -- get the fuck out of Minneapolis"

A man goes to the newsstand, glances at the papers, doesn't buy one, and leaves. He does this every morning. The store owner finally asks him what he's looking for. An obituary, he replies. The store owner tells him, obituaries are in the back of the newspapers. The man replies, this one won't be.

How ‘bout them Hoosiers?! blueralts.com/2026/01/02/h...

I actually got this for Christmas in 1986. Knowledge is half the battle! We're being governed by children.

What sort of Bears are these?

Not a difficult prediction.

Are any of our elected representatives going to do anything about this or nah? Yet again I implore any attorney not working for Trump to pull any of this in a case and see what happens.

Throw Blanche in jail until they're all released. That's what would happen to anyone else pulling this shit. thehill.com/policy/natio...

What the actual fuck?

So says the Golgothan.