JukeJointJezebel

I don’t believe they’ll do anything but light money on fire here but fuck them for even thinking it.

Delete X and stop buying tesla.

NEW AD: Ken Paxton knows Texas… And Italy India Malta China Taiwan Iceland Greece Albania New Jersey South Africa Disney World The Caribbean Dubai (with fugitives) And London on America’s 250th He’s taken nearly 1,000 trips while serving as Attorney General — costing taxpayers $3.3 million.

This is Tommy. Tommy had a question about my allegiances. Listen to the end to hear about his.

Elon cut off Starlink to Ukraine because they blew up his Russian bots and so now his posts don’t get enough likes? Do I have that right?

Fuck Tony Hinchcliff, Matt Rife, Shane Gillis, Rob Schneider, Joe Rogan, Greg Gutfeld and every other MAGA joke-thief “comedian” whose social media numbers have been inflated this whole time by Russian bot farms. And fuck this world for not caring even a little.

Marry us

Ruffalo: Keep the bastards away from our most vulnerable people, our beloved, beloved immigrants. Because if you ain’t Native American, you’re an immigrant, a beautiful immigrant.

Omg

🕸️🕸️🕸️🕸️🕷️🕷️🕷️ Home Depot is selling a Spider-Man Halloween yard inflatable. Guess who broke down and bought one.

It’s not “an oil deal with Venezuela.” It’s Trump kidnapping an autocrat, refusing to hold elections, then leaving the remainder of the regime in place but only if they allow him to pillage their natural resources, which they are doing to remain in power oppressing the people.

Remember: The GOP’s nonsensical culture wars are meant to distract you from corporate corruption and plunder. [Cartoon by Jace Avery]

In 1976, during an unforgettable episode of her syndicated television variety show Dolly!, Dolly Parton welcomed her close friends and fellow music icons Emmylou Harris and Linda Ronstadt to share the stage.

💔💔💔

Legend.

Alright, my Bluesky peeps. If you could live in any kind of dwelling from any film, what would it be? I'll go first: 'Play Misty For Me' (1971) Clint Eastwood's character lived in the sexiest bachelor pad to ever grace the big screen.

Our government has awarded a $158M contract for the care and feeding of unaccompanied migrant children to a group run by an ex-ICE agent accused of sexual exploitation and sex trafficking. Much more on Substack: open.substack.com/pub/thefrank...

Jon Ossoff found the one button in Washington labeled DO NOT PRESS and immediately leaned on it with both elbows.

Liar liar pants on godamn fire.

No notes.

Thanks to Trump, corporate scumbags and felonious plutocrats have never had it so good.

Richard Gere just said what millions are feeling. At the 2026 Oslo Freedom Forum, Gere choked up and called this “the darkest moment of my life,” warning that America’s democratic norms and human rights are under unprecedented strain. #USDemocracy #Pinks

In other news:

Chad Bianco’s candidacy went up in 🔥 tonight. ANTONIO VILLARAIGOSA: “You’re an Oath Keeper. We all know that.” CHAD BIANCO: “I’m very proud of it. I don’t think you know what an Oath Keeper is.” For the record: the Oath Keepers is a far-right extremist white supremacist militia group.

Yes, I was suspended for the "serious" violation of making a joke.

💥

This is a senator L. Louise Lucas appreciation post

“'I’ve never experienced anything like this in my entire life,' the congresswoman said, fighting back tears. "She described the way people were laying down inside as “like sardines.” “'It is frightening in there,' she said. 'It is disgusting'..." azmirror.com/2026/04/10/i...

I cannot stress this enough.

Whorehouse with wings

JD Vance in Hungary highlights the importance of eliminating racial discrimination "especially against middle class white kids" in the American education system

Event - Congressional Candidates Forum Join Moderator Rodney Outlaw for a Democratic candidates forum to include these candidates: Carmela Conroy, Kevin Fagan, Bajun Mavalwalla, and David Womack. Learn more: www.wallawallademocrats.com/events/wa-5t... Hosted by the Walla Walla County Democrats

GODDAMIT

🔥 @rokhanna.bsky.social to Democratic leadership: “Get out. Let a new generation lead. You’ve been ineffective. The base doesn’t like you. The base wants fighters.”

As a journalist, I find the mere fact that this insipid event is happening this year to be several steps beyond disqualifying. You’re watchdogs, not lapdogs. Have some damn integrity.

@itsdevonpoole.bsky.social Get on this one!! 😆🤣😆🤣😆 www.instagram.com/reel/DV1Bhho...

When a federal judge (finally) put ICE officers under oath, they admitted that they are given daily detention quotas and rely heavily on a Palantir-supplied AI tool to select targets, without warrants and without enough evidence to obtain one. They simply go into neighborhoods and round people up.

“I heard the officer say ‘that ain’t shit’.” NASHVILLE — ICE shatter a car window in front of a newborn, refuse to look at man’s license & work visa… drag him out of his car, hit him, mock him for being Guatemalan (he’s from Mexico), laugh when he begs to say goodbye.

Don't let your eyes fool you; this is exactly what it looks like... a modern-day American Gestapo. The USA is an absolute disgrace of a country.

An NPR investigation finds the public database of Epstein files is missing dozens of pages related to sexual abuse accusations against President Trump. n.pr/4qTItsU

What $70 million in taxpayer money buys: a private luxury jet for Kristi Noem and Corey Lewandowski to jet-set around on. And we’re supposed to believe it’s used for deporting undocumented immigrants.

Trump on the arrest of former prince Andrew: I’m the expert because I’ve been totally exonerated. I think it’s a shame. To me, it’s a very sad thing. I’ve been totally exonerated.

If a member of your family in the US military gets killed in Iran soon, you can console yourself by knowing that they died to distract from their Commander-in-Chief's pedophilia.

The cover-up just never ends. Rest in peace, Ruben Ray Martinez.

You’re on social media, so this should concern you. The U.S. government has been asking platforms like Meta for user data. You don’t have to be paranoid to see the problem. You just have to be paying attention. If you’re online, this includes you. 1/2