Jules McHamish

Just realised that the last time England played Argentina, I was there! 2005 friendly in Geneva and England beat them 3-2! We were staying in the same Hotel as the Argentine team & I bored one of the coaches about my Dad’s youth in BA, & blagged a photo with Javier Zanetti! #ENGARG

Vance is SOOOOO close to the penny drop

Why should I pay for them?; they’re not my children. Let their own parents pay for them!

It’s just after 5pm and it’s pitch black outside 😮

No whit dog shit on pavements anymore

If you’re having trouble getting to sleep tonight, or happen to be stoned; just watch this👇

Increasing sexual disinhibition is a symptom of some forms of dementia

😳 Trump loses it and SNAPS at a string of reporters, says Ilhan Omar might "go to jail," calls Somalia "a shit house," and boasts that thanks to a new program he announced today Americans "will make millions of dollars by turning others in" during absolutely deranged Oval Office event Supercut:

Batten down the hatches - SEVEN straight days of rain ☔️ incoming in Bournemouth!!

New favourite insult incoming👇

What sorcery is this?? I have just discovered Scotchgard Fabric Water Shield & it is magic. How did i not know? I am the clumsiest person and spill stuff all the time. Brought new fabric dining chairs & Scorchgard will change my life!!

So they're at it again 🙄 Torturing valid HMRC data to create wildly misleading headlines, designed to invoke fear and anger about immigrants. Same old, same old... (and you'll see just how old shortly!) 🧵1/28

EVs in the UK are "running out of juice"...except they're not..and never were. Again and again, critics have doubted EVs, yet the market simply keeps on growing. [Original graphic by Carbon Brief, annotations added later]

So excited for AFC Bournemouth’s first ever match in the Europa League League tonight at Dean Court! #AFCB #BOU #Vitality #SturmGraz Kicking it in Europe!

Ahh the good old days of adverts for Birds Eye burgers

So excited for AFC Bournemouth’s first ever match in the Europa League League tonight at Dean Court! #AFCB #BOU #Vitality #SturmGraz Kicking it in Europe!

Trump has tonight posted video of the incident at Yorkshire Wildlife Park last weekend where a man climbed into a tiger pen, advising people never to "mess with nature". There is absolutely no floor, no self control, no maturity, no decency, no responsibility and increasingly limited sanity.

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Wow. Trump’s new Press Secretary is everything he ever dreamed of.

Sad news. RJ Mitte, who played Walter White’s son in #BreakingBad has died😮

As Mic notes, the Streisand effect is particularly strong when articles are removed wholesale without explanation brokenbottleboy.substack.com/p/michael-go...

I'm grateful to Justin Webb on Radio 4 this morning for letting Zia Yusuf repeatedly blame all the problems of the NHS on asylum seekers without challenge, as if it is an accepted fact.

Gentle reminder: Brexit isn’t shit just because the Russians backed it. It’s shit, and that’s why the Russians backed it.

This is completely outrageous and disgusting. This must immediately be blocked by Congress and Trump should be impeached for this. The US is now funding Putin’s war machine as he murders civilians including children. We are lost as a country.

It is quite uncanny👇

Peak Geography👇

This 👇

A dangerous environment and less trees? Seems like a vote winner to me….!

I would NOT be trusting anyone under 16 as my photographer, let alone a new born 🤣👇

Is this Chris Mason? #CPC26

I give you…. Ed Milliband and Angela Rayner in the Conservative Bayeux Tapestry

Angela Rayner is killing it in the Conservative Bayeux Tapestry!

Ed and the bacon sandwich 😂 f*** it, I'm re-joining the party #CPC26

Ooo cheeky! @sellingamirror.bsky.social

Crikey

According to Suella Braverman not one of these ENGLAND players are English. FUCK HER 🖕🖕🏾🖕🏿🖕🏽🖕🏼

Just checking in on Donald Trump promoting his Republicans, and it’s going as well as they expected👇

Kate Garroway carrying on where she left off, I see #CelebrityTraitors

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Most TV is just this now.

I was today years old when I found out that Americans have no clue what dogging is!!!

And yet the same people who lied to you about Brexit are now doing the same about the ECHR. As an aside, guess how many times the ECHR ruled against the UK on immigration removal cases in the last 45 YEARS? Go on - how many times have you seen the media tell you the ECHR stopped a deportation?

Fighting Aged Men hanging around outside Basingstoke Police Station

Today’s record haul from the charity shop! #ELO #Monkees #RodStewart

Went to Revival in Bournemouth for a spot of lunch. Was told my avocado on toast wouldn’t be ready for 30 minutes, b/c they had to prioritise Deliveroo orders! WTF is this a thing now where Apps trump physical custom? There were only 4 other customers in there. So I went 2 doors down & ate there!

Then add tactical voting to this:

For anyone missing the halcyon days of Twitter, Sarah’s flight was diverted to Reykjavik, transferred by bus to dark hotel, and she has no toothpaste. More updates to come👇

1/23 Sorry, this will be long... There is a lot of shouting about what happened in the Channel yesterday. So I want to go back to basic law. Not immigration policies or political rhetoric. At sea, the starting point is simple: Preservation of life comes first under all maritime conventions.

Child: This is my first time meeting a mayor. Mamdani: Wow, have you ever met a prime minister? Child: No Norway PM Jonas Gahr Støre: *walks over*

Wordle 1,922 3/6 🟩🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Bam!

A landlord making £100,000 a month says young people have “no excuse to be poor”. Excellent. I love financial advice. Gather round, children, let's examine how he himself stopped being poor. metro.co.uk/2026/09/20/i...