Juniper Bear and the Couch Potatoes

Juniper “Bear” Berry 2016-2026

Blink twice if you need help, Franklin.

It appears the band is breaking up again.

It appears the band is breaking up again.

This quote from Breakfast at Tiffany’s about Holly Golightly is how I view Elizabeth Holmes after seeing You Can See Everything.

Gas prices are “temporarily” high, says the president. That’s because Republicans are temporarily in power. Vote.

Poppy still has that salon glow.

For no reason I am just reminding you to have a decent bottle of something you enjoy--champagne, whiskey, the ingredients for a special little mocktail, whatever. Because you never know when you will need to have a nice glass to toast something happening.

Maybe just one more pillow for Poppy.

Took Franklin to get his shots at the vet and the gate into the kitchen was open when we got home. Not sure what Poppy did in there because Franklin's food was untouched. I guess she's just making a point.

Do you think he ever thinks about how he went from an emaciated street stray ravaged by worms to a family dog who sleeps in a people bed and is regularly hand-fed sashimi

I think Poppy is having a good day again.

my four year old’s friend burst into the school cafeteria for breakfast this morning hollering GUESS WHO’S HERE which is how I will be entering rooms from now on

Franklin is very serious about getting cozy.

Terrible experience this morning when a totally unknown dog got into my house, chased the cat and got muddy paws on the sofa, then disappeared. I was out of the room but Rory told me all about it.

"Copaganda" is many, many things, but one of the cornerstones is an acceptance of law enforcement's insistence that killing people FOR RUNNING AWAY is not only justified, but reasonable. It isn't. It never has been. idc if I see you running away with my wallet in your hands or my TV in your arms.

well... within reason

It took me a little too long to figure out that Poppy was trying to take me to the dog park, but fortunately she is a patient dog.

Good night from Poppy and Poppy's second pillow.

Guess you've never been to Muttville