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Reality: he was in Trump Tower and never left it that day.

Now Tim Curry!? This week sucks.

This morning in Biddeford, Maine, a 26-year-old man said goodbye to his wife and daughter and left for work. Moments later he was dead, shot in the head by ICE agents, the second man ICE has killed in six days. ICE is killing our neighbors. ICE cannot be reformed. Abolish ICE.

Can someone overlay Yakity Sax? It needs a nice and catchy tune to really drive it home.

“We can disagree and still be friends.” Yeah. About whether a hot dog is a sandwich. Not whether some people deserve rights.

Democrats, I don't understand why you don't align yourselves with @mayor.nyc.gov, the world's most appealing person. 🤷‍♀️

Dear media, You don't have to say "E Jean Carroll accused Trump of defamation and rape." You can say "Trump defamed and raped E Jean Carroll." It's been adjudicated. Thank you

In honor of the true heroes on this Memorial Day, I fixed it. #DonaldTrump #MemorialDay

I'm beginning to consider paying an Etsy witch at this point.

Feeling overwhelmed with all of this. LISTEN. Another Louisiana resident (Marshawn is the only name we have) testifies against the state’s racial gerrymander, speaking truth to power up and down the hearing room and predicts how this story will end. Speak your truth, fight and believe.

Don't call it "expanding" SCOTUS. And, for God's sake, don't call it "court-packing." Call it **right-sizing** the Court. (There are 13 circuits now -- not the 9 circuits there were when it was set at 9 justices 157 effing yrs ago!) Or call it *modernizing* the Court. Thank you.

Apparently, (unconfirmed) Trump tried to access the nuclear codes on Saturday, but was blocked by a top military official... so that's why they excluded him from the situation room Sunday - they can't trust him. Is it still worth keeping him in office? share.google/0N20mU063mLz...

When leftists criticize the Democratic Party, party loyalists often complain it is hurting the party. We care about what is good for the country, not just the party...

Is he dead yet?

The so-called Save America Act will force 21 million American citizens to produce passports or birth certificates just to register to vote. Most do not have them ready. Turning paperwork into a barrier is a poll tax by another name. #HandsOffHerVote social.demcast.com/s/L9X3k1fQ

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The only thing more repulsive than the Epstein files is the unlikelihood that anybody will be brought to justice.

In the "Treaty of the Danish West Indies", US President Woodrow Wilson signs in 1916 that "the Government of the United States of America will not object to the Danish Government extending its political and economic interests to the whole of Greenland." Trump wipes his rump with the contract!

Can someone please read the Treaty of Kiel to Trump so he can stfu about Greenland? Or, idk, write a summary in crayon (with pictures)?

Make it viral.

A gentle reminder to never read the comments on articles discussing key issues with health insurance, mental health care, or health care in general if you want to keep your sanity.

DONALD TRUMP IS A SICKENING PEDOPHILE. FACT. PASS IT ON.

Everyone should take care reading this stuff. It is toxic to us as caring, empathetic people. Mind your mental health. Take breaks, get out into nature if you can. We know the Pedophile in Chief raped children because those women and children told us.

The White House has been caught. The administration inserted a photo of Bill Clinton, Michael Jackson, and Diana Ross into the Epstein files and falsely implied it showed them with victims. In reality, it’s a publicly available fundraiser photo featuring Jackson and Ross’s own children.

Goodnight

Isn't December Epstein Files Awareness month? #releasetheepsteinfiles

Distraction #1000

What the fuck is the holdup? Release the Epstein PedoFiles.

The House passed a resolution condemning socialism. Okay. When are they going to pass a resolution condemning fascism?

Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.

X has changed their policy and now you can see where the accounts are based. Here’s an “influencer from Texas”

And that’s not even half of the corruption and chaos‼️

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Dear Samsung/Android/whomever this pertains to: Please stop forcing AI with every update. It makes for a terrible user experience and I don't care how much money you invested in it, it's stupid and nobody wants this. I've turned it all off and will keep doing so. Stop it.

ATTN: If you were on the Sandwich Guy jury and you'd like to chat, my Signal is in my bio. I'll keep you anonymous! Please share this post!

Please stop falling for the MTG is a new person con. Please.

The solution to the male loneliness epidemic is attending a local Democratic Party canvassing event.

One of the important messages from last night’s New York election: it doesn’t matter how much corporate money your opponent has, it counts for nothing if the people are behind you.