juro πŸ”œ furpoc

juro πŸ”œ furpoc

@juro.bsky.social

im wolfy (not a real wolf) | πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡Ό | 28 | scp "author" http://scp-wiki.net/j | puzzle starer | king of the pseuds

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american dom: you’re so trapped, my kinky bondage toy japanese dom: the illusory maya confounds you, you will experience the vacuity of sunyata yet glean no insight

when i get my ass eaten, all i can think is that homophobic ugandan pastor saying β€œa man’s anus is licked like ice cream” and how he was really not wrong

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Youre listening to wolf radio *howling noise* only the freshest hottest wolf noises of all time *barking* this ain't you mommies canine sounds *radioactive by imagine dragons starts playing*

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i fear my β€œi’m a dom top” comments are not giving me the respect i deserve as a big strong scary wolf, but rather make me sound like a whiny brat that needs to learn his place

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Some friends are teaching their baby ASL as an early bridge to speech and they made the mistake of teaching her β€œwant” as a concept. Now she wanders around the house signing β€œwant” all the time as an expression of unfocused desire. They fucked up and made the baby invent the opposite of Buddhism.