Skelly Pastrami

Holy... i love a new take on something. So cool. I hope i never see everything this world has to offer, and i hope there always artists doing things ive never imagined.

I've been a wedding DJ for 14 years... Just reviewed tomorrows requests for dinner music, and it includes about 12 AI artists/songs... I wasn't prepared for this. Guess I need to add a new condition during consultations to inform them i will not play this shit. Hope they take it well tomorrow

No idea who the guy is (thankfully), but 'klein' in german means 'small'

people with nut allergies when they jerk off

meditation

I knew benedryl paired great with my assortment of sweet and spicy mustards. Toss em on my sammies when visiting friends with cats. How is beetle so tapped into relatability??

Quit weed for 1 week. Went running hoping for dopamine. If nearly throwing up is what people call "runners high" then weed is so much better 😓

Feeling good for sticking to morals about a shit company that only replied to me via "AI" and cancelled a project proposal with them worth minimum $65,000. Except now i need to find a new carrier, a new product, and get bids by january. Cool cool cool. Good thing i had this all planned 9 mo ago...

Already refreshing amazon for book #2 lol

Watched in excruciating silence as my 3yo dipped her clementine slices in ketchup for dinner tonight...

Me analyzing the world all over again after quitting my 13 yr stoner run

Volkswagen brochures in the 1970s usually followed a strict corporate style across Europe, with single-colour cover, so it's unusual to see this UK one on the mk1 Golf in an English village setting, with historic 16th century Sussex pub, The Bolney Stage, as its cover backdrop. #carbluesky

Rejected Space Mission Profiles xkcd.com/3310/

Bubbles loving to eat paste was a curveball i wasnt prepared for

All i see is NPC trend girl eating taco emojis and being yelled at for some reason

I gotta stop scrolling bluesky at work cause I'm bonking my phone every 10 posts for outrageous horny

Disney+ is abysmal for this

Every time i see his face, the club goin up - on a tuesday

This is what i bring to friendsgiving

Schroedinger's bong: A quantum state of high and not high since both feet are on the ground

Its funny there was a web version of this that i could share so you could see all its beauty in detail, but you know what? :P

Proud Dad moment. 6 months ago this whole corner was 6ft tall weeds and clusters of honeysuckle and other weeds. Now i got this beaute thriving and ... blooming in October??

My wife likes to teach the kid how to do specific things and i show the kid how to fuck up for fun. Saturday she "wanted to do the corn maze with dada" She walked straight into the side of the corn wall, pulling my hand. We zig zagged through corn stalks, ignoring the maze trail. Thats my girl!

Post a meme made by you

Yes, I'm proud of you but, no, you can't bring it in.

Sept 30 Oct 1

Me, internally: ill never fix this one thing at work so I'm a faiure. I'll never have "enough" money. I cant just spend my time on all my hobbies. I hate having to give things up to better myself. Its all so hard! My wife's ass: 😘 Me, internally: yeah thats the ticket :)

Why is it always… …She’s cranky. Must be her period. But never… …this spaghetti tastes really good. Must be her period.

they said I couldn't make a 3D render of a skeleton look like it was from a 60s or 70s film, but what do we have here?

A hero's final rest. #lego #bionicle

Flying lotus score? 🧐👀🫨

I wonder if i quit smoking weed for a month, will i be able to articulate all the expressive thoughts i have, in a sensible and timely and consumer-friendly way? Right. Back to jokes on jerkin it

My wife and i

Hey, here's a nice write-up of our recent SHERA paper! #PIDaily phys.org/news/2026-08...

My brain is just a schroedingers catbox of this

Smoked well before band practice yesterday, forgot i need to take benedryl for friends cat. And boy did i fuck up almost every song 😎🔫