Just Andre

If you don't have one already, get you a friend that's capable of pulling something like this on you.

Another commission finished! K.Rools got his hands on the crystal coconut!

During the brazilian elections we learned one obvious but important tactic to defeat the far right on the Internet and I think everyone should know it: IGNORE THEM! DON'T ENGAGE WITH THEIR CONTENT! DON'T MAKE CONTENT REACTING TO THEM! DON'T HATE QRT! LET THEM ALONE IN THEIR BUBBLE!

"Hello Blade from Blade." "Hello Hot Topic from Silent Hill."

The best time to make an announcement like this is when watching the Donkey Kong Country animated series.

I'm telling you dude it's the age of loser dipshits. This whole tech sector, from the chatbots to the art generation to the voices, is built on this idea that being good at stuff is stupid and lame and somehow by not getting to enjoy the same praise skilled people do you are being denied or slighted

“The internet is a store but it used to be a library” hits me like a slug to the chest

We're firing something out of the pipe one last time on the #Kongversation as we bid "auf wiedersehen" to Luigi with the Big Sausage, Gladiator Romance Paperback Cover Model DK, and other kinky character variants. Yes, on the next episode, we'll shine the Spotlight on Mario Kart Tour's fresh grave!

Rare's sole GameCube outing elicits bittersweet nostalgia among 1990s kids, but is the adventure on Dinosaur Planet still as enjoyable as it was in 2002? @mattcornah.bsky.social and I chat about Star Fox Adventures in a new #Kongversation! www.dkvine.com?p=podcasts&s...

Can yall please stop playing fortnite now

Babe wake up new reaction image just dropped

Modern Billboard Garden

sketch i did half a week ago that i colored and slapped some text on because i'm that fuckin' annoyed about the whole "activision has control of rare" thing but also at the banjo fandom in general for thinking anything is going to come of it make something. by your hand. #KKGSart #banjokazooie

It is possible to beat Donkey Kong Country 2 completely pacifist using a combination of secrets and glitches, allowing no enemy or boss to be harmed. Ironically, getting the true ending destroys Crocodile Isle, killing everyone on it anyway.

I’d rather we respond habitually & without ire to ai allegations, than try to scold people with suspicions. You’re right to be suspicious- some veterans & once-trusted studios are trying to sneak trash in. It’s heartbreaking that it’s happening but I’m *thrilled* we’re not normalizing it

DKC2 commission - Spider buddy! Croc in a barrel! Musical monkeys!

Kourtney the Kween.

There's playtest signups open for Pony Island 2, and the original mystery rabbit-hole is just free right now. Let your friends know and don't tell them anything beyond 'Play it'.

Posting this for you to enjoy if you missed it, while I'm about to be off the grid for a week! It's very rare that I revisit a cartoon I grew up with at all, so watching this really takes me back; tbh I should grab a Capri Sun or a Hi-C juice box next time...

In case you thought "dude is the jerkoff hand gesture incarnate" wasn't a good enough reason to not buy the dude's games, get a load of this:

I am learning to be more and more concise in my responses

I've heard excellent things, and it being all spooky ooky gives me a shot. Trying out Inscryption for the first time live on stream! I know VERY little outside of this involving cards and there being multiple layers, so excited to crack this puzzle box open! twitch.tv/pyrrhickong

We're triumphantly picking up microphones and watching them spin slightly above our open palms tomorrow when @mattcornah.bsky.social returns to the #Kongversation! We'll discuss Star Fox Adventures on Switch 2 and what it feels like to play Rare's Nintendo console swansong nearly 25 years later!

In the Mario Teaches Typing games, Mario never criticizes the player for underperforming and tries to be understanding and supportive. According to Charles Martinet, that was his initiative, as he felt being negative would go against the core principles of Mario's character.

@kanesthename.bsky.social Definitely one for the edit of stream highlights, if you make another one. www.twitch.tv/kanesthename...

www.twitch.tv/altermentality Donkey Kong Country megafan watches the TV show after not having seen it since she was a wee child, for research purposes (actually)

Doing this now twitch.tv/slowbeef

I truly don't know who needs to hear this but you can get Mario+Rabbids Sparks of Hope with all of its DLC for literally 9 dollars right now

👻 Haunter, Haunter! 💜 ( 6 x 9in, Marker on Bristol ) #Pokemon #TraditionalArt

I've been told to burn this my entire life. Now I can. Never touched this game whatsoever, only heard whispers of it not being real until it was and then "oh it's everything". Very excited to play Metroid Dread for the first time, live now! twitch.tv/pyrrhickong

Man, I just don't get this sort of thing. People can be fans of a villainous character and then fight to the death for their right to strip their blorbos of all their aura and turn them into smol beans who apparently just ineffectually stood there for three movies.

100% Bananza!

Can Rare please split off from Microsoft already, I am so sick about worrying about them under their watch

Nothing will ever be enough for these people.

"I've been nothing but loyal to this brand for over 8 months" is up there as one of the most incredible sentences I've ever heard.

www.twitch.tv/altermentality Back in the Castle again (Dawn of Sorrow first play continues!)

Due to some uncertainty about my weekends (and house projects that may create a lot of noise etc) I have to put the Kronology (and the DKC watch party) on hold until October 3. BUT!! It'll be well worth the wait, and I should ALSO have some exciting news about the future of the project and stream-

Soma Soma Cruz, where are you? www.twitch.tv/altermentality

Today on the Kremling Kronology, your favorite fandom history project dedicated to fictional crocodiles, we officially say goodbye to the SNES (and original GB). It's a summary of the story so far, a look ahead, and a trip through all kinds of promo materials we didn't find time to cover elsewhere!

Donkey Kong: “THE RING IS MINE!” Diddy Kong:

Late night trip back to not-Dracula's-castle (or is it?) in Dawn of Sorrow! www.twitch.tv/altermentality

It's really funny seeing streaming services discover how TV works from first principles. Or at least it would be if they hadn't completely gutted the entire film and TV industry first.