Best Before Stardate 80160.4🖖🐸

Hats off to the cating director. 🫠

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Fun fact. If the answer to “What is this called: #? Is ‘a pound sign’, you’re old. if you declare “ #ImNotOld “ You are also old.

My life apparently has merch. 🫠

And behind the wheel of the other car? JOE BIDEN.

BASH: I remember a time when Republicans were very careful about the government having access to personal data NOEM: Well, we can't trust the government anymore BASH: You are the government

One of the most terrifying videos of a natural disaster I have ever seen. No one in the video had a chance to survive.

Name a villain who was right.

Twelve time stroke survivor asks “what are these?” As his three remaining supporters try to explain to their ailing senator; “those are your hands, sir”

Air Bud to Mitch McConnell: “Ball’s in your court… *woof*”

Describe your Bluesky account with a single image.

Many older adults navigate aging on their own — without children or a spouse. An expert says this is "a reality to be supported" rather than a crisis to be solved.

They say “domestic terrorists are cutting the pool liner”, so what better way to solve that but by leaving explosives just lying around for a week. 😂

TMZ DC with perhaps the most brutal video from Trump's Great American State Fair, showing Dr. Oz on stage bragging to Dean Cain about how big the crowd is, only for the reporter to pan around and show absolutely nobody is there. Original post: x.com/i/status/207...

Meanwhile back in reality, there are more people alive today than have ever existed in history combined.

“So long, and thanks for all the fish.”

Merica’… F yeah!

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Trying to find a single example of MAGA screeching about the Logan Act when Biden was in office and Trump was in Israel, taking to Putin on the phone, or hosting dictators at Mar a Lago. Can’t seem to find one. Weird.

While you can’t afford a trip for your family this summer, you just paid for Sean Duffy’s 7-month road trip at $4.55 per gallon of gas.

Was there ever a hand-wringing WaPo piece on “tree, rope, journalist, some assembly required” or any of the other psycho right-wing memes over the years? I doubt it. It’s only a problem when it’s pointed right.

John Roberts Wants You To Stop Believing Your Own Eyes John Roberts has spent years whining about how totally unfair it is that people claim he and his colleagues rule based on partisan leanings. He did it in 2014. He did it in 2017. He did it in 2019. Hell, he did it a couple months ago too. So…

Are we… kinda being pricks? 😂

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“Introducing Microsoft 365 E7: The Frontier Suite”

Maintenance, if done during normal operation hours and causes delays, is no longer maintenance, that’s an emergency repair. 🙄

Stupid internet. Every time I think I’m out you pull me back in. *shakes fist angrily then erupts…* Allllllvinnnnnnnn!

theonion.info

“…interests are Yard, Water from Hose (Biting), and Cheese…” Same…

Anyone else have a case of the moondays?

I found the last users of One Note. Sad fact, they ain’t on earth. 🤔🫡🙌

*from DC*

right now the astronauts are calling houston because the computer on the spaceship is running two instances of microsoft outlook and they can't figure out why. nasa is about to remote into the computer

A furious Kristi Noem torches her husband Byron’s bras, fake breasts and other paraphernalia.

I don’t envy the parents of dead servicemen listening to this.

This is like media inception…. And now it’s a reskeeted, reskeet of an IG post of a Tweet about a broadcasted MLB game’s announcers script sheet. And yup, that’s an actual sentence in 2026.

every single day the late night shows rack up millions of views on youtube alone we are the smallest of these shows and we have more youtube subscribers than theo von the episode this clip is from currently has about 1/5th the views of our most recent monologue these guys are literally just lying

136/ "really striking how they are being so painstakingly clear about all this whereas the trump admin has nothing but contradictions threats and bluster. yet of course if they take these measures in response to ours it will be framed as unconscionable, unforseeable, etc" - x.com/PatBlanchfie...

I accidentally “beat” Mewgenics… I was super mad for a sec, then I thought… are they trolling me? JFC this is a dope little game.

Exactly. Been saying it for a long while now. My parents thought we had it bad growing up in the 80’s because of this? Too young to understand the Cold War… they didn’t have to wait long though. But it’s been 20 years now. There’s an entire generation who knows nothing about war. And voted that way.

If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula.