GHOST T-Mill

Story of my life.

Shouldn't even be allowed to play IMO.

pat mcafee amplified an unsubstantiated burnerverse rumor about an 19 year old girl, ruining her college life, and i’m supposed to care that people lightly made fun of him for being a one trick loser?

Thank you, World Series, for reminding me that I only have a week left to legally be white.

Every Gameday stop should have somebody holding up a sign with “PAT IS CORNY” on it.

Republicans, they're not like us.

"I'm Bob Uecker and I'm here to get you pregnant."

I still speak with my 3rd grade teacher and if she did this to me I would walk into the sea.

Be sure you don't use any ARABIC numerals there, dumbass.

Things have gone tits up for Tampa

Damn. We lost ensign Chekov.

Siri, is it a good sign they are playing hefty defense in KANSAS?

Younger cat just tripped me and tried to kill me. She feels zero remorse.

Everyone, close your eyes and imagine Penn State, coming off of a bye week, losing a fifth straight and falling to 0-5 in the Big Ten by dropping a home game to Purdue. Imagine the meltdown and hilarity.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Harrison Butker's 15 missed kicks (10 FGs, 5 PATs) since start of last season are the most in NFL.

I am proud of all of you:

Congrats to the woman who just got hers.

"You wack, you twisted, you girl's a ho..."

Scream it

Everytime Harrison Butker misses a field goal a woman gets her Ph.D.

I have the honor of helping with an Eagle project today. Done that a bunch of times before, but this is my first as Troop Committee Chair, so the kid is going to be the first Eagle I truly helped as an adult leader. It is my responsibility to give back as an Eagle myself.

NOT PURDUE! WHY IT SMELL LIKE BITCH WHEN WE WALK INTO HAPPY VALLEY NEXT WEEK?

Is this a threat or a cry for help?

A North Dakota attack ad: "we are kindly asking you to vote in this ballot measure so North Dakita residents can amend the Constitution. A Texas attack ad: "James Talarico want to personally murder every police officer."

The New Mexico Route 66 unis are SICK.

Art

When the US Patent Office informs you that someone already invented truck nuts.

"6-1 North Dakota State at 6-1 New Mexico at 11pm on the CW" is like "Red Shoe Diaries 1980s" level of Saturday excitement

more like LinkedIn Riley because he's about to be open to work

I am sure there is nothing nefarious behind Fox Nation, a huge propaganda arm of fascism, has relased a "Look how real AI can make our Harry Houdini back from the dead" special. In no way would it be a test run for any number of things FOX News would want to do in the next few weeks. None at all.

SCOTT FROST RANKED WIN AT UCF BEFORE MATT RHULE RANKED WIN AT NEBRASKA

#2 team upset on the road by an unranked gold and black space school? Shocker.

Not sure why, but caught a sad Puddles playing with a Mr. Potato Head on the sidelines late vs. Illinois.

Oregon es no bueno.

Oregon is playing like ass. This Illinois team was pushed around by Purdue a few weeks ago.

Michigan is now 4-3 The defense has not allowed more than 20 points in a single game all season And they are 4-3

Illisnois football fires a cannon after TDs, but I thought we took that back to West Lafayette with us.

TIL: Illinois football is backed by Gary and Jake Busey's personal wealth.

I see the GOP strategy for the midterms is "Vote for Democrats and it will be illegal to be white" is the strategy based on today's commercials.

Gonna state this after every Michigan loss this year: if he wasn't busy knocking up mistresses and sliding into DMs during games, Sherrone Moore could have been a good coach.

Michigan-Indiana is proof that the Dark Magic of the B1G West is no longer contained. Kevin Warren has cursed all of CFB.

Michigan's offense is ass.