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Tom Schaller@schaller67.bsky.social

*sorely

Jane Coaston@janecoaston.bsky.social

In their defense this is an amazing shirt

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

DOOCY: Would you ever order a mission to capture Putin? TRUMP: I don't think it's going to be necessary. I've always had a great relationship with him. I'm very disappointed.

Molly Jong-Fast@mollyjongfast.bsky.social

Ice killed a 37 year old and Kristie Noam is wearing a cowboy hat

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

NEWSMAX: I want to get your reaction to the shooting in Minneapolis SEN. RICKETTS: It's terrible. Friday is actually Law Enforcement Appreciation Day & we should really celebrate what our law enforcement officers do to keep us safe. It's really discouraging to see these attacks on law enforcement

WuTangIsForTheChildren@wutangforchildren.bsky.social

Same script…different country

Raw Story@rawstory.com

President Donald Trump's latest rant against wind energy unraveled almost instantly after he posted a photo claiming turbines were killing "beautiful Bald Eagles."

bit.lyInternet calls Trump 'insane' after he misidentifies US symbolPresident Donald Trump’s latest rant against wind energy unraveled almost instantly after he posted a photo claiming turbines were killing “beautiful Bald Eagles.” The problem: the bird wasn’t a bald eagle at all, but a falcon — and the image wasn’t even from the United States. Social media users qu...

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Trump snaps at a reporter: "What a dumb question. Nobody even knows what the security agreement is going to state."

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Trump claims he's slashing drugs prices by "200 percent, 300 percent, 400 percent, 500 percent, 600 percent, 700 percent, 800 percent. Nobody has ever heard of it before."

Ron Filipkowski@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social

Probably a coincidence that Trump launches his most vicious personal attacks and insults on a daily basis consistently against female reporters.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Trump to MBS: "$21 trillion will be the amount invested in the United States, or committed to invest, in one year." ("Committed" is doing heavy lifting there)

WuTangIsForTheChildren@wutangforchildren.bsky.social

Absolute insanity putting on a massive welcome ceremony including a flyover for the guy that’s responsible for the murder of Jamal Khashoggi and the government responsible for 9/11

Phil Lewis@phillewis.bsky.social

A federal appeals court upheld the hate crime convictions of three white men who chased Ahmaud Arbery with pickup trucks before one of them killed him with a shotgun

abcnews.go.comUS appeals court upholds hate crime convictions of white men in Ahmaud Arbery killingA federal appeals court has upheld the hate crime convictions of three white men who chased and killed Ahmaud Arbery in Georgia more than five years ago

The Onion@theonion.com

Forget everything you already know about America's most notorious dead person. Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile is in select theaters October 2.

Jeff Tiedrich@jefftiedrich.bsky.social

here's today's post: "Chicago cordially invites the Mad King to go fuck himself" — Chicago will not comply with Donny’s police state fascism. thanks for reading, and please sign up for my daily newsletter so you never miss a post —

bit.lyChicago cordially invites the Mad King to go fuck himselfand why is Donny hiding from the press?

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Trump: "I get along with Zelenskyy, but I disagree w/ what he's done. Severely disagree. This is a war that should have never happened...I was a little bothered by the fact that Zelenskyy was saying, 'I have to get constitutional approval.' I mean, he's got approval to go into war & kill everybody"

Jords@gorgeousjords.coys.social

Legend.

Ron Filipkowski@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social

Trump’s new golf course in Scotland is dedicated to honoring Trump.

Raw Story@rawstory.com

President Nayib Bukele of El Salvador pushed back on claims made by Kilmar Abrego Garcia through his lawyers that he was tortured while he was housed in the country's infamous CECOT prison.

bit.ly'Why does he look so well?' Salvadoran leader disputes migrant's 'torture' claimPresident Nayib Bukele of El Salvador pushed back on claims made by Kilmar Abrego Garcia through his lawyers that he was tortured while he was housed in the country's infamous CECOT prison. In a court filing on Wednesday, Abrego Garcia claimed that he was physically abused, mentally tortured, and sl...

Norm Ornstein@normornstein.bsky.social

Thank you!

ex-Lethality Jane@lethalityjane.bsky.social

It's 106 miles to Chicago. We've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses. Hit it.

Patrick Olsen@patrickolsen.bsky.social

Thoughts? Seen (not very clearly) in suburban Chattanooga today… #carBluesky #CamoCar

Tottenham Makes Me Cry@jayabe2.bsky.social

It couldn't, could it? Raining on a parade?

Jonathan V. Last@jvl.bsky.social

This is a joke, right? I can't make myself click.

Assigned Media@assignedmedia.org

A/P [Mar 30] -- Two NH teens file lawsuit against Trump anti-trans sports ban. Said one: “I feel I’m being singled out...for something I can’t control...It feels like they just don’t want me to exist. But I’m not going to stop existing just because they don’t want me to.” @rikiwilchins.bsky.social

apnews.comTransgender teens fight back against Trump's ban on participation in girls' sportsTwo transgender teenagers in New Hampshire are the first to challenge President Donald Trump's executive order, “Keeping Men Out of Women's Sports.”

Philip Bump@pbump.com

what a shock

Senator Dick Durbin@durbin.senate.gov

I will continue to fight against Donald Trump’s reckless, and in many instances, illegal attempts to gut the federal government. He is testing our system of checks and balances like they haven’t been tested in my lifetime. The fight continues.

Tottenham Makes Me Cry@jayabe2.bsky.social

Who does baseball sky hate more: Yankees, Mets, or Astros?

Nikki McCann Ramírez@nikkimcr.bsky.social

Fox Host Martha MacCallum: This was an extraordinary, historic example of negotiations. Talk about the art of the deal -- that's what we saw working in there 🫠

Jon Cryer@mrjoncryer.bsky.social

Our criminal president is a dangerous delusional autocrat.

Mark Jacob@markjacob.bsky.social

A major new Pew Research survey finds that religious people are less likely to support government aid to the poor than non-religious people.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Karoline Leavitt: "The real constitutional crisis is taking place within our judicial branch."

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Tom Homan: "It's gonna become violent. You're gonna see violence on the border. It's unfortunate, but we know it's coming. Border Patrol is prepared. It's great to have the military on the southern border. They're prepared."