Justin White

That’s actually my favourite kind of game. Ball.

Your own. Personal. Cheeeeeesus.

Bracing myself for World Series position player pitching discourse.

I don’t think the Rays can win the World Series this year you guys

I’m brave enough to say it. I absolutely hate the term “postseason.”

Don’t buy the smart version of things that have a not smart version.

“They are less impressed by self-awareness.” What self-awareness?

Everyone arguing about the Cheesecake Factory reminds me of when the Cracker Barrel logo became a culture war.

Fell asleep before election results. Not great!

This is dienfurranchisement!

No capital punishment except for people who pass on the double yellow in a school zone.

I’m about to have a mouth full of regret.

The good news is that 75% of Albertans are smart enough to not blow up their entire lives and betray their country because of stupid grievances that don’t make sense. The very scary news is that 25% of them are.

a gloryhole but for forehead kisses

And now, a musical interlude by Mr. Tweetie Bird, who will be performing the Lennon/McCartney masterpiece, “I Saw Her Standing There.”

It’s gone? It’s Kwan!

I still don’t think Kwan is a CF but that was nice.

Former mayor Ken Sim and I have one thing in common. We’ve both been fired on our birthdays!

Pet Sounds is pretty good, but I don’t think the studio was properly soundproofed. You can hear trains passing, horns honking, and even some farm animals in places.

The dumbest thing about Dave Dombrowski publicly supporting the idea of Trea Turner staying at short is that they don’t really have a CFer either.

Congratulations to my Bluesky mutuals @seanorr.bsky.social and @lucymaloney.bsky.social on their re-elections!

So maybe don’t use poliwave for your election results.

One (1) Vancouver house.

The Mopes.

Okay, in honour of Angel Reece signing a deal with Reece Peanut Butter, what's the best endorsement you could get with your own name? I don't live near a White Castle and I don't drink White Claw, so I'm going to go with Canada's own White Spot.

Who needs a shoe deal?

I will not succumb to Big Bluetooth.

Vancouver is inspiring today. I haven’t seen this much COPE since the Canucks sold at the deadline.

a toilet seat with a readout to tell you how much weight you just lost

You’re saying a tuna melted this sandwich?

Milwaukee Brewm-ers.

Thank you Google! Super helpful!

I tend to post things at weird hours so I'm gonna repost this, sorry. I wrote about the 2026 Blue Jays, the beautiful surprise of Max Scherzer's last start, and the gulf between how we imagine things and how they actually go: ruheedewji.com/2026/10/13/2...

Dave Roberts has to pinch run.

Snake Blell.

What’s dumb about James Hetfield is if he wanted to dodge politics, he could just say nothing and get away with it. Plenty do. Announcing you’re doing it is the opposite of that!

a band called LinkedIn Park that does dramatic nu-metal renditions of the posts on r/LinkedInLunatics

Brewers in 4.

This is your cat when you get a new kitten

I’m sure Dave Roberts can deftly navigate his bullpen.

I have officially reached browsing for clothes at Costco age.

I think using Williams was probably overkill.

Norichika Aoki

May this tradition last 100 seasons.

Gotta be honest. Every time someone says Kalshi I think they’re about to talk about the football podcast brothers.

Okay I hope the Brewers win it all.