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The Matrix was correct. 1999 was the peak. Everything beyond is rubbish.

Now that I can look at it as an individual game system, rather than an edition of D&D, I think 4e D&D is quite good. It's a great fantasy ttrpg, just not recognisable as D&D. The main flaw of 4e is too many Classes and Races - The essentials line fixes this. #d&d #ttrpg #4e

According to the Malleus Maleficarum, a 15th century guide for witchhunters, witches could steal men’s penises and keep them as pets.

It's kinda ironic that it's World Mental Health day yet work is making me feel suicidal

Time to skate

Shout out to the Cincinnati Stars, dropped from the National League in 1880 (after the season) for refusing to sign a pledge to end beer sales in their park.

I simultaneously want to know what happened on the patio, and know exactly what happened on the patio. The only unknowns are how old they were, (15? 90? I'd believe it) and how high the patio was when someone was hurled over the rail.

youtu.be/-7YXmOtc-Io?... So this is the evolution of Pacman?

Same as in Australia. This is why I bought a Switch Lite instead of a Switch 2

As time goes by I am starting to think that Lex Luthor from Superman the Movie had a good idea

Brave of Nintendo to release the Switch 2 with bugger all physical games at launch.

I think Andor Season 2 is the most talked about Season 2 since Severance Season 2

Across the James Bond films between 1962 and 2021, Bond takes 86 international trips, has 59 sexual liaisons and washes his hands twice. Because of this, researchers believe he is likely to die of acute diarrhoea.

My favourite thing about the Nintendo Switch Lite is that I never need to go online. I can play physical games in airplane mode no problem. I haven't even bothered making a Nintendo account. This is how gaming should be! #nintendoswitch #nintendo #switch #videogames #gaming

My Switch collection. All physical. #nintendoswitch #nintendo #switch #gaming #videogames

Don’t stress over FOMO. At this point in time, we’ve had 9 console generations, and most of them have had a large sum of worthwhile games to play. We’ll never have time to play all of them. So, play the ones that really call out to you and pick them up at a price you feel comfortable with.

Remember when 1:30 am was getting home from the club and not waking up to use the bathroom? Ah, the good ole days.

Robert Rodriguez wants to make a sequel to ‘ALITA: BATTLE ANGEL’ “Alita's journey in the Iron City is far from over.” (via collider.com/alita-battle...)

Archer is a soldier disguised as an operative Cyril is actually an operative and just never gets a good roll on his trick attack Lana is a soldier too and super annoyed with Archer's build Pam is vanguard Cheryl/Carol/Charlene is an intimidation envoy Kreiger is the weirdest build you've ever seen

More Switch games incoming

This is the kind of commitment modern players lack.

Starfinder Guide to Generations: "Gappers", Generation Gap: long-lived species who lived through the Gap Centennials: shortlived species who came of age around the turn of the century, perspectives informed by the Swarm War Gen Newborn: radical, transformative, snot-nosed whippersnappers.

Are you keeping up?

Physical games rule. If I can't play it in Aeroplane Mode, it's not worth it.

I am 11 minutes into S3 E15 of Agents of Shield (no spoilers) And it appears they have disproved the possibility of a multiverse. It may change as the series goes on but at this point the future is fixed and consequently a MCU multiverse is not possible! 🤔

Just bought a Nintendo Switch Lite. This is the start of my game collection 😁 I am looking forward to playing all of these. #gaming #Nintendoswitch

Happy Oblivion day to all who celebrate!

I think I am one of the few people who greatly prefer Link's Awakening and Echoes of Wisdom over Breath of the Wild and Tears of the Kingdom #nintendo #nintendoswitch #gaming

Getting slapped by a skittermander is especially upsetting because they express their dissatisfaction in triplicate.

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Half of television is a 2-hour movie dragged out over 10 episodes. The other half is a 2-hour movie incoherently smashed into 45 minutes of random noise. How did we lose all ability to pace storytelling?

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As someone who hasn't bought a console since PS3 I want to know if it is possible to play games on the Nintendo Switch 2 without an internet connection? Like in my own house with a friend? I don't want to be connected online more than I have to. #nintendo #nintendoswitch2 #videogames

My wife replaced our live, laugh, love sign with one that says I'm not mad, I'm disappointed.

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