Gronk of Aquilonia, Barbarian Engineer

No one riots quite like the French.

Sunday Reality.

The invincible airplane

obviously many more important takeaways from the French approach to protest, but much respect to the absolute varsity level Whimsy of throwing a whole ass piano at the cops

Why, it contains no king.

I'm hoping the next one's tenure is so short we'll need to use millimooches to measure it

petroleum jelly on toast is the breakfast food i like the most it goes down real fast and when it reaches your a-- it lubricates your nethermost

There’s really only one way to mark the 99th anniversary of Roger Moore’s birth

I've blocked Twitter on all of my machines. I wonder what it's like today.

Hang it in the Louvre.

FUCK THE GOP

Politicians should be guaranteed two terms Once in office Once in jail

Awwwwooo werewolves of London Awwwwooo

Oh good, I found where all the TiVo remotes went

You've seen fireworks that look like jellyfish, but what about a jellyfish that looks like fireworks? The E/V Nautilus filmed this rare Halitrephes maasi jellyfish glowing like a firework at a depth of 4,019 feet (1,225 meters) off the coast of Baja California, Mexico. (📷: Ocean Exploration Trust)

Send Stephen Miller to The Hague.

Practically everything Cheeto does should be reported on as an impeachable offense

I want Cheeto in a cell with 24x7 video, and we all get to vote on what he gets for dinner.

The president of the United States is a rapist and a felon.

Amazing editorial cartoon by @mackinnonart.bsky.social 😃

Settling down with a cat and Peter Watts' latest collection.

If CNN returns to the WH press room, it will still be the same compromised and slanted CNN we had before

Any sufficiently old build system goes from "it just works" to "We've made everything easy and convenient and automatic" scale evil

Kegsworth's one of those certified geniuses, Measuring troop strength by adding-up penises!

CMake, I should have recognized your foul stench the moment I cloned this project (grabs the BIG stable hose)

#StarTrek Spock vs Kirk

"Bayesian" means "from the Bay Area".

Absolutely fuck Google for renaming Lake Ontario

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Good morning Bluesky ☀️ This is one of the last coal powered sheep. The vast majority of UK sheep are now all electric ⚡️

I stand with Canada. Fuck Donald Trump.