Carlsbad Jr.

Carlsbad Jr.

@kabulykos.bsky.social

Fluorescent-beige elder millennial. ✊🏽🏳️‍🌈. Formerly: Moorish Science Temple, Yinzer. Writes code for money (for now). SFO🏠 #LLAP 🖖🏽

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Yes folks, AI is a lifehack for neurotic perfectionists who can now park their thoughts by not needing them in the first place. Paradox of choice begone! 🤪

David Gura@davidgura.bsky.social

cool, cool

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Okay but it’s the Cheesecake Factory remark that was condescending to his voters

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Trump says Alaska’s ballot is illegal because people don’t know what “incumbent” means

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Replying to @a3ftgiant.bsky.social

Honestly the Chinese philosophy of legalism could be summed up as a succulent paperwork issue manifested into sociopathic brutality by the State And not unlike the current Communist Party, Late MAGA is a messy bitch that lives for the personality cult

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Replying to @milpool.bsky.social

Same Californian nonsense in Idaho I hear! National narrative has underappreciated the contours of post-confederate CA conservatism, despite it producing both Nixon and Reagan. Many of my friends think saving the country prob means nerd artist colonies in the low-population states to counterbalance

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seeing Elon go on a multi-day crashout about Talarico has really highlighted how psychologically devastating it would be to Republicans if they lost Texas. So much of their self-identity is tied to repping Texas as the anti-California and would be shattered if the state even tipped blue.

Homie look like Santa Claus gobbled up Ezra Klein like Saturn ate one of his sons

Radley Balko@radleybalko.bsky.social

Democrats should really feature these creeps their extensive ties to this administration.

THE BROWNS IS THE BROWNS

Judd Legum@juddlegum.bsky.social

Ramaswamy has produced an attack ad weaponizing the rape of his opponent, Amy Acton, when she was 12 years old. It features Acton’s mother, who abandoned Acton after she was raped by her step-father, fleeing the state with her husband. Here is the corporate money helping fund that ad.

One of the richest men I know personally spent most of his Vietnam deployment, IIUC, playing volleyball in the deck of a ship

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Replying to @jonreilly1313.bsky.social

Technically it was a jubilee, but yeah

Carlsbad Jr.@kabulykos.bsky.social

Even the Israelites understood that the solution to late-stage capitalism is to take a wrecking ball to the excessive winning and reinvent hustle from a sustainable baseline

I just realized this all seems *extremely* rational on Ramaswamy's part. He's prob already concluded defeat and has pivoted to griftmaxing post-election. And that all hinges on placating men via the right-wing media ecosphere then sucking them dry.

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Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

JD Vance: "Now the media and the Democrats in the state of Ohio are obsessed because Vivek Ramaswamy had the audacity to run a TV commercial which calls it out like it is and call Amy Acton a liar"

Was just talking with a colleague about how his son's budding interest in a violin career is making him rethink his retirement schedule — I can cheer him up with "at least he isn't dreaming of a media conglomerate"

FinTwitter@fintwitter.bsky.social

ORACLE’S ELLISON WENT ON BORROWING SPREE TO FUND HIS SON’S WARNER BROS. BID – WSJ

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the routine, pay for play pardons are all by themselves one of the worst corruption scandals in american history!

Don Moynihan@donmoyn.bsky.social

My brain cannot process this level of corruption. She was being paid $50 million to engineer a pardon from Trump *while working at the Justice Department* as a "Special Government Employee." And it worked. He got the pardon, and she got the money. www.nytimes.com/2026/10/20/u...

Not only are diamonds passé, but a pearl necklace has traditionally been the jewelry of choice for a bedroom climax.

The Washington Post@washingtonpost.com

Victoria’s Secret is back and ready to deliver your fantasy of femininity, Shane O’Neill writes. The climax of Sunday’s show was Kylie Jenner in angel wings and a bra made of more than 4,000 diamonds that cost a reported $50 million. https://wapo.st/3VS8Ple

I'm stuck by how the novelty isn't that he's praying for pedo excuses to win him an election but that this instance involved somebody not already famous

The Fact of Other Minds Stan Account@csilverandgold.bsky.social

Ramaswamy absolutely showing his ass with that ad with Amy Acton’s mom holy shit. He’s basically platforming a pedophile defender nobody has ever heard of to try and win an election. Instantly makes him a sub-Paxton-tier candidate. Disgusting.

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and to think republican candidates were worried trump would just talk about himself instead of the republican candidate at these rallies

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Trump: "I'm studying his body. I've never studied the body of a man before. It's not my thing. Nothing wrong with it, of course. But it's never been my thing. But I looked at his ass. I said, 'His ass, shit, it's like a pile of muscle.' Then I looked at his legs and I said, 'Man, his feet are big.'"

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Go to your camera roll and search "boat" and then post a picture of a boat you like.

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Replying to @joelhs.bsky.social

This framing assumes professors are all more leftist than our students. My median undergraduate comes to my classes with politics to the left of mine. If I were trying to “convert them” politically, which is absolutely not my goal, I would be turning them more moderate, not more radical.

It's clever the GOP has blocked Democrats from dirty tricks like this by being palpably worse for voters than any parody liberal nerds could ever dream up

Laura Bassett@lebassett.bsky.social

Team Paxton appears to have sent out fake mailers to Texas voters impersonating a trans student group and claiming to want to help kids secretly transition. The actual group said they had nothing to do with it, despite the mailers copying their aesthetic, and the address traces to a random UPS box.

I love running into old Trump-Pence news coverage because my brain contracts the sign to "tuppence" and suddenly I've got Mary Poppins in my head

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if you refuse to pay taxes the way we fund things is via inflation actually sooo

Politico@politico.com

“I’m old. I’ve paid my home off,” said Ray Warner, a 72-year-old Akron resident. “Why would I pay property tax?” Across the country, homeowners are asking the same question and revolting against property taxes at a scale not seen in a half century.

It's a general feature of extremist politics that bigotry is when someone makes someone else feel bad about being terrible, so of course we have competing liberal and extremist definitions of antisemitism. It might even be the one thing certain "centrists" and actual fascists agree on

insomniac@phillyinsomniac.bsky.social

they gave her a hate name Eve Fartlow

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Replying to @bialass.bsky.social

It's been quite the pivot for me over the course of adulthood to come to the conclusion that many problems today can be tied to our titans of industry replacing the humanism of typical Western religiosity with an unbridled "techno-optimism" that implicitly hates most of mankind