Kelaoshi

Buying a flamethrower for when some asshole decides to try and clone el super spider. 🔥🕷️☠️

They're making Arnold Schwarzenegger into Santa Claus?! FUCKING SANTA CLAUS?!!! www.youtube.com/watch?v=hiGy... HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

how i see these in my mind's eye

Today’s view of the Shields River between rain and snow showers.

There should be a State and Federal licensing requirement for parents who want to homeschool their children.

I shoulda been a dog lawyer.

by japanese painter and illustrator kato yuzu

More #cat costume ideas for Halloween. #cats #caturday

Just woke up from a dream where a streamer I occasionally watch, came up to me, gave me a big kiss and said they had a huge crush on me. I have never met this person, nor will I ever meet them most likely. But we spent half a day(in the dream) together and it was wonderful. Why did I have to wake up

Taylor Fitz, pro tennis player and fellow WoW addict, advances in the U.S. Open! Heck yeah!

The realisation that games and their escapism are one of the main reasons I am still alive. I love games ♥️

This is the most adorable #TimelineCleanse & tribute to Dolly Parton! May her memory always be a blessing...& I'm sure it will! @my_aussie_gal on Insta is such a brilliant & talented pup!

Every mascot needs an innocent cheerleader in their nutritional diet. Original post

Oh man, the moon does look incredible tonight.

NO MARMOT CHARGES SHOULD BE FILED STOP TAKING YOUR SHOES OFF IN THE WILD CASE CLOSE

This is super cool “init”!!!

"Is it easy? No it ain’t Can I fix it? No I cain’t But I sure ain’t gonna take it lyin’ down!" - Dolly Parton

Cleaned up this Dolly sketch from a few years ago, mostly to make her hair twice as big, because she deserves it.

It’s sad cuz it’s true.

Nature and Art

This is incredible

I finally saw The Odyssey and thought it was pretty fantastic--a genuinely innovative attempt to wed giant Hollywood moviemaking to a thoughtful, nuanced interpretation of a classic text. I want to give special credit to the (maligned) script, a remarkable feat of construction--AND the dialogue.>

To reach the end of the work week, sometimes you have to claw, dig, and scratch like hell. #ThursdayMotivation 😼 #Caturday #CatsOfBluesky

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To quote darth: “is it Jared?”

BREAKING NEWS: The Seattle City Council just passed legislation that will (eventually) ban landlords from charging pet rent. Congratulations to everyone, especially my dog Lou, seen here asking me to cover him again for the 72nd month in a row.

The internet will always be for trash people making shit up about others because they can.

Trying to get the Dogs in before a storm ⛈️ Dogs say nope

Northern Spirit 8x8 acrylic on canvas Available in my etsy store!

Was this @kennymayne.bsky.social idea?

By Tatsuro Kiuchi

Paint me like one of your French squirrels

“The Woman in a Black Dress" by Japanese illustrator Tatsuro Kiuchi. #Art

I really hope that for Classic Plus, they look at overhauling how you level fishing. It is hands down the worst leveling experience. It takes a solid 3+ hours of game play to level. I am not exaggerating that either. 10 fish per level point, and sometimes 25 seconds between casts. Awful. #Warcraft

How many movies does @pattonoswalt.bsky.social watch per week? #ShowerThoughts

BREAKING NEWS: Otter gets some really good head rubs.

When institutions fall short, people still deserve the facts. Here’s what every family should know about Cyclospora—and how to stay safe.

These hero dogs chased off a man who tried to sexually assault two female dog walkers. They were able to push him away, and then their pack of 11 rescue dogs ran him off into a tunnel and ripped off a piece of his pants. The dogs are all getting our highest honor, a 15/10

I had to look twice. #Cat #Caturday

When we actually get a functioning Congress again, they need to address this nonsense with consumers needing to have 6 different streaming services just to try and watch one fucking sports event.

Hot dog

Lindsey Graham’s death is a stark reminder that people WILL remember how you lived your life. If you spend your entire existence being an attention seeking, boot licking jackass, no matter what good you may have done, you will forever be remembered as an attention seeking and boot licking jackass.

This is Rocky. He just stopped by for a quick mid-zoom check in. Seems like everything is fine though, so he'll be off. Good chat. 13/10 (IG: rockyybowboa)

3 goal in 10 min is insane! #WorldCup2026

You think the refs for the #USAvsBEL game are pissed about this bullshit? Looks like it so far... #WorldCup2026