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does obama not get it? most people think Saddam Hussein's mansion was really fancy.

Enjoy the camps, bluesky devs!

(standing on stage in front of booing crowd) I will not. No, I stand by my original statement. I would eat any of the 150 original pokemon. Yes, including Mewtwo. You know what, actually? Especially Mewtwo. If you can't be reasonable, I'll say it- especially the genius level ones, especially Mewtwo

man, it doesn't even make your app better

if i were god i would simply make my plan knowable

crazy how quite a few apps that have been working fine unchanged for a long time have degraded in quality and introduced bugs since the dawn of ai. it's almost as if no one is double checking claude's homework

they're calling it the most sued school in history

@skankstank64 · Mar 27, 2024 yfw plane/train autism existed in ancient greece but it was with ships instead

You are a skilful and trusted vizier. You will advise me wisely on how best to rule the kingdom. You will not scheme or plot. You will not inveigle my other courtiers into turning against me. You will not lie to me about scheming or plotting. If you scheme or plot against me, you have to tell me,

been wanting to perform this cover ever since that guy got kirked

Tfw your childhood pediatricians reunite to tell you that you have osteoporosis

the next billion dollar company will be named LUQX

what are the odds that trump will pardon maduro?

C'est complètement inutile, mais JE VEUUUUUX !!! 😍 #TakeMyMoney #TheSimpsons

going on twitter now is like the dark world part of link to the past, where the shape of things is roughly the same only now instead of the friendly villagers there's some demihuman freak snarling at you going "welcome to the village of assholes!! we hate you!!" also the trees shoot bombs now

the people pushing for a millennium of waking sleep in the torturarium are simply going too far

you're demonstrating your opacity, numbnuts

babe, when you go to costco. im gonna need you to get an insane amount of sodas

mlb: we will never forget what jackie robinson did and what he endured me: wow what specifically did he do and endure? mlb: lol dont worry about it lmao

perhaps they are not becoming more republican but a secret third thing

*computer I've owned for several years voice*

Okay I'm sorry that's Elon. I'm not accepting that they're different guys anymore.

what if when we die, it's a loud noise forever

I'm at the National Assembly building. The army is here. And I just saw two soldiers in fatigues getting pushed around by belligerent ajusshis. and they looked legit scared.

what's the deal with wolverine? he's a short little cat that's obsessed with the news.

we're listening, we're growing, we're not changing anything

if eggs costing 12% more can end American democracy, maybe the American government should have done something about the price of eggs

We are on ULP strike. We gave @nytimes.com management months of notice of our strike deadline, we made ourselves available around the clock, but the company has decided that our members aren’t worth enough to agree to a fair contract and stop committing unfair labor practices.

hey hi are you confused???? I got youuuu (new story from me)

Crin's Castle

NIXON: And this Kah-ma-la, she’s the uhh, the 𝘤𝘶𝘳𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘵 vice president then? HALDEMAN: Yes sir. NIXON: With [INAUDIBLE]—coconuts? EHRLICHMAN: And Venn diagrams. HALDEMAN: The GOP ticket, sadly—[METALLIC SOUNDS] rumors about a couch. NIXON: [INAUDIBLE]—meaning of 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘴𝘦𝘢𝘵. [LAUGHTER, COUGHING]

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apple cedar rust fungus popping up on my neighborhood

who else up pondering their frog

JFC, this photo of a pro-Palestinian student protestor at the University of Mississippi with a jeering crowd of white boys in the background thedmonline.com/may-2nd-pro-...

Me: Imagine if every tear was an egg and every time you started crying there was 10-50 broken eggs on you. You leave a funeral and it’s like “crunch crunch crunch” (if the person was beloved). Genie: That's your wish? Me: No, we're just talking. Just being friends right now.

when ai learns to post on home improvement forums ten years ago, we will lose all intelligible information on the internet