Kevin

hey @kingcountymetro.bsky.social why you putting sports betting apps on the side of your bus?

the most chaotic thing i've ever experienced is a McDonalds in Munich at midnight

i thing Beetlejuice is Gomez's Waluigi

New working paper: the Norwegian wealth tax was a huge success. The "exodus" of wealthy people never happened (less than 100 individuals left). Tax revenue increased by 71.5%. No changes in business activity or investment. www.nber.org/papers/w35854

a friend of mine made this website so she and her kids could see what kind of birds were out and about and then go look at them without being mediated by a screen. it's awesome dailyrewild.com

The hilarious thing about Whole Foods banning MSG is that Whole Foods is, nonetheless, packed full of MSG.

pasta is just a squiggly sandwich

it's actually depressing now when i see "Netflix developing series" around a favorite story of mine. i know they'll run it out for a season or two and then abandon it

i need an orange cat named "psalm" so people can ask "sam?"... "no it's "psalm". "is that like a prayer?" "no it's short for psalmonella"

New England gets witches, the West coast gets vampires, and the South gets zombies. what does the Mid-West get, you may ask? alcoholism. it gets alcoholism

i have only threatened to fist fight one coworker today, and honestly? i think i deserve a treat for not following through

protein pasta tastes like giving up

"i'm a 20 year old marketing intern, let me toll you how Trader Joe's Cacio è Pepe Gnocchi ™️ can save your marriage"

someone pointed out that 2018 was 8 years ago and while i can do that math, i just don't like it

having a food tracker is so embarrassing. like, yes i had whiskey for breakfast today, it's a SUNDAY

i mean, the ticket sales of his away games suggest quite a lot of people care

Italians 3:16 — pizza is never bad

feed kids!

my new review process is "show me on the doll where kevin helped your productivity"

just absolute dorks

Happy Zero Cool Day y'all

honestly i think Apple and Android could heal the world if they'd get their shit together on messaging between OSes

i'm always a fan of charging with violent intent at wind based production infrastructure!

@stephenking.bsky.social hey i looked around online but couldn't find anything about your thoughts on The Long Walk's new ending. how do you like it?

Kevin's Law: no matter how many times you explain Goodhart's law to people, they will find a reason that THIS metric is ok to set target's for, which people will then game

Freddy Elvish Cloak

(everything he touches turns to shit, anyone who thinks this isn't cursed is fooling themselves, belgium by a million)

i wish they had dayquil tall boys

i have apparently reached the age where 15 year olds frantically get out of the priority seating on the bus to Pride to offer to me

man, every day seems like i get to compare Mamdani announcing "free puppies for all New Yorkers" to Wilson proposing a pilot program to think about asking landlords to please be nicer

i don't think you can choose to live in a city or neighborhood where nothing bad ever happens but you can definitely choose to live in one where nothing good ever happens

Is the human brain designed to cope with ongoing bad news? “Problematic News Consumption (PNC) — a pattern of news engagement that results in preoccupation, dysregulation and disruption to daily functioning”🧪 www.sciencedaily.com/releases/202...

listening to James Corden talk shit about @jessemarsch.bsky.social and the Canadians after their player got his leg broken in half is fucking gross. if i didn't think he was a full kit wanker before this i sure do now

American bidets are hysterical. we resisted them for so long, but the ones we do have are like "eff that weak Euro water stream. i need to power wash my b-hole".

for all the silliness of the British — and they are very silly — getting called boss by a big dude with an un-posh accent goes hard

@mayorofseattle.bsky.social 😭😭😭

in today's episode of "the nuances of translation matter": "oddio" means "yikes/oh my god" and "odio" means hatred

i dunno if it's my age, or my lifestyle, but i feel like no one would be TOO shocked if i died choking on corn dog. tragic? maybe. surprising? ehhhh

i can't explain how much better i feel after OKC losing. bum-ass bums

@mayorofseattle.bsky.social 🥺🥺🥺

YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK

i'm SO disappointed — i thought it was armed HORSES night ay the Mariner's tonight

someone just pointed out to me it's my high school 25th anniversary this year and FUCK

When we took office, NYC had a $12B deficit. Today it’s zero. And we didn’t close that gap on the backs of working people. We closed it while funding parks, libraries, safer streets, & public housing. Call it Pothole Politics or Democratic Socialism: We are government that delivers for the people.

we're all just trying to make the homes we carry on our back fit us