Kiddosaurus Rex

“I didn’t save him.😊😍 He saved me ❤️🐶” Original post

So being told "speak up." when you're in trouble is kinda 🥴

I just wanted to see him succeed so badly.

This must be why I'm never hired

Me trying to keep my boyfriend focused: babe, focus! Him: *sighs* .......im tryin

contemplating time

Autonomy? Pfft. Don't be silly, that's not something for you. You'll be much happier with a leash clipped onto your collar, following along behind others. Not everyone was made to be a leader. Just like your superiors were born to give you commands, you were born wag your tail & obey them. ✨🐕‍🦺

Funny things my high boyfriend says: Mel: I wanna eat my banana but....I kinda like just....smelling the.......wrapper... Me: -laughing- Mel: -chuckling- you should post that on blue sky Me: -is quiet while typing this- Mel: ............mmm...banana.............Babe. are you still there?

Puppy play date for national puppy day. Get that groundhog !

Me: .....i wanna bite chu Owner: That wouldn't be a wise decision.

My dog: (locked outside) -doing her "let me in!" yip- Me: just wait baby, I'll let you in in a minute My dog: -grumbling noises-

Happy Halloween! 🐈‍⬛🧡 [ #cuteart #halloween ]

Moon Moon's ready for Halloween!

might be one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen

Baby: (trying to adjust my voice volume on the laptop) ...speak. Me: testing testing 123, testing... (stops after a little bit) Baby: ......did I say you could stop? Me: OH UM TESTING TESTING 🫣😳

I stumbled across this (delightful ☺️) tantrum short story from @emmaxraccoon.bsky.social - an older 'one-shot' from the storycorner website. 👌 emmasstorycorner.wordpress.com/2020/11/27/a...

If they don't have characters or cute animals on em, I ain't wearing undies!

do you have enough love in your heart to go and get your hands dirty? wanted to finish this sooner, but, welp! --- #art

happy #friday

Important new Tiny Chef lore: -Tiny Chef’s face gets fuzzy -Tiny Chef shaves

listen bro this is so embarrassing i've uh i've imprinted on you yeah yeah like a baby duck no NO LISTEN LISTEN,, INTELLECTUALLY -- Can I talk? Can I just talk for like A MINUTE, i swear, and then you can say your piece okay so INTELLECTUALLY i know you are not my mom but

Putting the rainbow propeller hat on you and turning it, every rotation regressing you further.

Funny things my high boyfriend does: He will go on an hour long rant and then go "anyway," and immediately turn a movie on