Overconsumption is bad, actually

the true spirit of halloween

For fuck’s sake

happy friday everyone

no

🎨 Brothers Hildebrandt

of course there's a commemorative 9/11 candle holder. what kind of country would this even be if we didn't have commemorative 9/11 candle holders.

Data center protest sign thread - updated whenever I run into a new one 📍Admire, KS

Pharmaceutical Ad Urges Viewers To Fight Doctors Who Say Drug Not Right For Them https://theonion.com/pharmaceutical-ad-urges-viewers-to-fight-doctors-who-say-drug-not-right-for-them/

for today's Great Achievement In Marketing i'd like to recognize Mott's For Tots, which is a bottle of half juice/half water "for toddlers" that costs the same as a bottle of straight juice

There might be a new way to optimize our state of being via micro chips implanted in every inch of our body. Pretty much you need to get new micro chips surgically implanted every fiscal quarter

I consider it a violation of my personal human rights to have to look at an ad at basically any time

seriously, get rid of your crap

@discontinuedfoods.bsky.social is a cursed account

how we envisioned the dark future: you wear leather and buy brain stims from a small store in an alley. your wrist computer helps you hack actual dark future: your $89 pants rip after 8 wears. adderall shortage. your wrist computer makes you stand up hourly and buzzes with email from your boss

posting for no particular reason

happy friday

any good writing out there about the history of landfills?

ginger mcmansion

the year is 2030. a doctor solemnly informs you that you have plastic in your testicles bc millions of people persuaded by celebrity marketing bought synthetic pubic hairs that were eventually consumed by fish that you ate

www.gocomics.com/brewsterrock...

Thinking about buying an Amazon van so I can park anywhere.

abolish want

happy friday

aren't we all

may we all be losing our ebay bids

every day we stray further from the love of god