Kim McCauley

My Cow is Spotted My bratwurst thicc My cheese is curds BREWERS IN SIX

this kind of bad faith wokeslop is downstream of takes like "being anti-Shein is fatphobic" and "it's ableist to ask writers to read"

Shoutout to whoever figured out how to get Turnstile permits to play the National Mall from the current administration lol

really hope one of my cool deserving underemployed friends gets this job!

women's sports thrive when you say loud and proud "this is a premier sports product, not a sideshow or a lesser version of the men's game" it's hard to sell that when you put the WNBA game before the NBA game like they're the JV team

big failure from the NBA to not get two of its teams to move one (1) regular season game. the NBA owns 42% of the WNBA (functionally more, since a lot of NBA owners own teams) and should be invested in wanting the league to grow, even at minor expense to its more popular product

Solio solver had Van Hecke as my best DEF pickup in FPL this week, which makes sense because Spurs are (H) Palace, but still made me sick to add a Spurs defender in fantasy lol

Today in “straight people are not ok”

gameday

i understand this is an extreme position but i didn't arrive at it lightly: anyone who has ever participated in getting political ad on television is going to hell when they die

The Packers just putting Josh Jacobs right back into the lineup sucks. I think it is completely fair to call them an anti-women, pro-abuse organization for that.

Meet your online pals!!! I’ve probably met over 100 people from online at this point in my life and I’d say a solid 95-98% of them were good hangs.

I have been to Cheesecake Factory once. I took a girl there on a date when I was 19. She thought it was too fancy and said she wished we went to Applebee’s instead. I did not ask her on a 2nd date. That is my take on today’s discourse.

My feed is like @robertcorcoranesq Trump’s new executive order destroys what it claims to fix. My latest for Newsweek: @babeygenious I have successfully straightened the mortal coil👍 @mechotaku new gundam game looks sick but like. where’s the yaoi???? @girlpenne so horny cum came out m y nose:(

I’ve been having an insanely bad time watching baseball despite my favorite team leading 2-0 in the World Series

our beer is spotted 🐮 there’s cheese curds galore 🧀 our custard is frozen 🍨 brewers in four 🍻 💙💛⚾️

How bad can it b---- oh no

Got sad for a minute. But then I remembered all the fine people at Yum! Brands working hard every day to bring me new flavor experiences

Man I remember back in 2016 when people used to fight online about politics like it really mattered and you could change the world by posting good. Do people still do that shit?

Wow, baseball