kingzaro.bsky.social

But he's coping just fine, you got the wrong sacks...

"There were nurses on the jury giving advice' Uh oh I smell some stupid bitches

Many users on bluesky have AIDS (AI Derangement Syndrome)

I fucking love AI, I hope the next big thing in tech causes this many people to just lose their minds.

Wow you're all fucking nuts huh? Acting like he was "hounded to death" and didn't make a choice after getting caught in lie after lie. Anything to avoid taking responsibility I guess

Wait you're telling me both Carradine brothers died from choking via belt? How am I just learning this?

Yes Congress is both totally qualified and definitely going to do this. Are these people trolling or legitimately dumb? Calling them "death traps" is like a new level of brainrot, I'm ready for the death camps at this point if it means people like this are also in there

Ah man I'm still in the fear hole huh?

He's leaving Kim! Why is he always leaving!

Mamdani excepted, are Dems going to present plans to make life better for people at some point or is "we're not the right" still the best we're going to get? It's not a high bar at this point. Employee/consumer protections, universal healthcare, etc.

Pet theory, End of Oak Street is a secret Flintstones reboot, the theme music is just a slow stripped version of the show theme which I think is more direct than a coincidence or homage

Green giant, Jack in the box, Chester Cheetah, and Ronald. I picture Jack being like a more hands on version of machine head or something.

Clayface looks like it wants to be a grungy movie but has zero idea how to do that without looking fake and clean. Give me back the Crow, Seven, etc this is bullshit

I miss the old world so much, everything sucks now and I keep crying

Not that like Ned from Spiderman needs to be a superhero or anything but is it weird to anyone else that like hitting the generic lottery is coded in as what it takes to be a hero?

Lol Tim Walz pardoning a child rapist because the victim said it was ok, like you think the Democrats could try not shooting themselves in the foot for once but nope gotta protect the kiddy diddlers apparently.

I feel like the silver lining in fascism and death camps is even if I die in one people like this will too and that makes me feel a bit better about it.

Wtf Anne Hathaway is only 43 do not do this to yourself people 40's is not old and not worth getting rid of natural beauty for a funeral mask of a face, this goes for anyone not just women

Oh yeah Elliot Page was good too, Robert Pattinson is awesome, Himesh Patel, more great, the cyclops scream going to haunt me for a while, but again not as much as Anne Hathaway's face like I'm making fun to try and avoid how sad it is like don't do that to your body especially if you have to act.

The Odyssey was great! I was a doubter but very wrong. John Leguziamo is the underrated goat. Lupita Nyong'o was great, Zendaya was not, and Anne Hathaway what the fuck. Don't get Botox it's not worth what it did to her. Literally ghoulish via unnatural lack of ability to emote.

Anyone noticed liberals getting really warped about pedos the way the right does? Chloe Fineman pantsed a kid as a teen and people are treating it like she openly advocated for sex with kids, like if that's someone's first thought they're telling on themselves.

I get wanting a different space from X but is rainbow capitalism really better? The only difference between the owners is how honest they are up front about pressing the "we should kill trans people" button. Musk hits the button with no shame, Graber makes like she fell on it by accident, 100 times

Does neoliberalism thrive on stupid young people? I feel like "Learn to Code" was basically conservative mortality hiding behind a fantasy view of reality. You're an immigrant oh you're precious and suffer systemic hardships. Coal worker? You deserve to die and systemic factors aren't real

There's so much AI slop. AI accounts reposting AI slop about how AI slop is bad. Everything is slop make it stop

Where are all these women making tons of money who say they can only find men who can't tolerate them making more? Like there's gotta be a selection bias problem there are so many men who don't give a shit or would be glad to be secondary earner

Yeah fuck you Doodle

What the fuck RIP Sam Neill, icon, haven't been this upset about a celebrity death since Alan Rickman

Omg McConnell did a ritual to take the rest of Graham's life force he really is a lich

Ah ok I can see why this is a generational show now, only 1 season but gives me Futurama or adventure time vibes

Oof yeah self hatred and not being able to love yourself because childhood trauma I feel it

I feel like I identify most with Kinger and Jax a little bit but also not because wow I've never self sabotaged that hard but I'm also cis so haven't had that level of awful denial to deal with, this is heartbreaking though

Huh TADC is good, I like Kinger

It's funny how the Dems decided everyone who wasn't Kilmar Abrego Garcia can just rot in a foreign prison, they weren't PR cases so they deserved it

It's crazy that Taylor Swift is evil evil but Rama Duwaji is a hero somehow?

It's weird people think jet setting to expensive spiritual retreats is not a show of how the rich aren't us and don't give a shit because it's "art" or labeled pro Palestine. Like being a rich socialite is ok if you wear the clothes of progressive values? At least Melania doesn't pretend she cares

So why are the Republicans + family evil when they vacation and flaunt wealth while people are tightening their belts but if you're an "artist" vacationing at private European wellness retreats you're really just one of the working folk? Like oh no if you're "progressive" being rich is good actually

I wish companies would make cool things and not have the data be the priority, like Pokemon go could have encouraged people to go hiking but instead it's location mining. I would pay for Meta goggles for snorkeling because I want to record all the cool stuff but nope intrusive glasses it is.

For anyone who's really radically leftist I feel like the concept of inertia could use more hammering into them. Dismantle fossil fuels! More mass transit! Like those things are both happening too slowly but not recognizing the scope of the problem doesn't help fix it.

How do social media sites claim value when it's just bots talking to each other? This place is infested with them. Similar profile text, posting image text or reposting others ever few minutes. I miss the Internet

I get it's a bit on Reagan but I feel like the stalking was probably worse than that and the racism. The latter only because he hasn't targeted an individual with it irl AFAIK. All that being said what a buffoon he is.

I love a good period pad ad parody. There should be more. Whether just leaning into the exaggerated infomercial acting or implying Moses parted the red sea with your product, the shining elevator, the kool aid man, there's so many directions to go

TV/movie media is weird. There's no way Supergirl is worse than the final season of the Boys but all the articles about that were like about how the audience was stupid and it was good actually. Articles about the former are just bashing