Michael R Muller (no longer dead)

I saw the thing

I saw the thing

Doordash, man, I WISH menstruated

Crazy Taxi mod that adds the cast of Cronenberg’s “Crash”

Considered by many to be the second game in the Dragon Warrior series.

Ariel Melnick has a story to tell.

No joke, you should see this

Sooo… Getting reports everyone in America is dead.

57. Popcorn (1991) - The film program at a college decides on a big class project: a horror movie marathon at a dying movie palace. They bring in gimmicky films with electric seat buzzers and smell-o-rama. All while a creative slasher picks off the crew. Good, fun, until the overlong ending reveal.

Listening to Tago Mago for the first time in forever. Completely forgot about the dog barks…

www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCJx... sometimes you gotta just go back to first principles.

K-Ci & JoJo’s Bizarre Adventures

Considered by MANY to be the best comic panel of all time

You get put on a list if you listen to Muslimgauze these days

All these posts about Joe Matt reminded me that I was high as hell when I read he’d died. I just said to myself in a solemn tone “Jack Off Man… has died” before going back to watching fight videos on my phone.

GEORGE: so deez street fightahs.. they let ya become one when ya still live wiff ya parents…? ELAINE: what even IS a street fighter…? JERRY: why it’s someone who fights… ONTHESTREETS! KRAMER: I knew a street fighter. 300 lbs Japanese guy with crazy face paint. And get this, only ever wore a towel!

do you think they passed the bechdel test together in there

Frank Quitely’s so talented an artist that him picking a stupid ass pen name never gets acknowledged.

My friend’s knick knacks

My friend’s knick knacks

At the end of each Bar Rescue, when Jon walks out into the parking lot, I always assume he then ascends back up to Heaven after the credits roll

My favorite social media block was when Kevin Nowlan blocked me for saying that while he is one of the greatest artists alive I felt the anatomy was off here. C’mon Kevin, those hips aren’t wide enough!!

Using a hockey stick to attack a beehive to impress the boys. The bees sting the hell out of my eyes but the swelling just increases my accuracy stat.

Rogers never gets the praise he deserves. Drew the hell out of whatever was thrown his way.

Yes I do it too

Doctor Strange’s favorite bands are Acid Mothers Temple, Can, and Electric Wizard

Listening to music on youtube is cool because in the middle of the song will be an ad with Frank Reynolds telling me to eat a sandwich.

Been thinking about this tweet a lot lately

Ordering at McDonald’s when you’re high as hell.

Stupid posters need the most love…

Someone’s jacked off to this guy, you know it’s true

All of his amateur grade porno photos, gone… like tears in the rain.

Contemplating new types of dogs

“On June 1st, 2025 a spokesperson stated Hogan’s Hulkmania had metastasized and moved to his bones leaving little hope for a full recover.”

Chewbacca’s uncircumcised

You ever wake up so tired it feels like you got your ass kicked in a psychic battle?

Throw a damn bird cage at somebody saying that at me

Heard yr mom got a job throwing dummies off overpasses with Macaulay Culkin.