KluZz

KluZz

@kluzz.radical.org

Señor Devloper.

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It's the year 2032. Society finally deadlocks as certificate and token renewals reach critical mass, and nobody knows what needs to renew first to break the jam. In other news, paper and vintage typewriter prices are inexplicably skyrocketing.

Now that I’ve finally gotten rid of all the sports posts and plant photos in my Discover feed, I’m drowning in pictures of cats and dogs.

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The human body should have a poop meter so I can know how much poop is in my body and not leave my house if the poop meter is too high

Someone should tell Trump that if he's free to establish his own Peace Prize foundation. He'll get to design the prize medal himself (knowing him, it'd be a y00ge wrestling title belt), and since he's likely to be the only nominee, there's a good chance that he will be the winner every year.

Am I the only one who feels guilty tossing old, threadbare towels? They’ve seen more of me than most people ever will, and their worn edges are proof of loyalty. Replacing them with something fluffier feels less like an upgrade and more like betraying a long‑standing friend.

@t3.gg So, after having Gemini 2.5 analyze some numerical sequences on t3.chat, I switched to GPT ImageGen and asked it to draw a chart visualizing the things we'd been discussing. I guess it lost the context. 🤷🏽

I had another shower thought: Test Coverage Golf: Hit 100% code coverage with the fewest test statements possible. Less is more—precision wins! Ready to swing? 🏌️ #testing #codegolf #dev

Just asked ChatGPT about pre-emptive multitasking in a vintage operating system and when I asked for references it sent me straight to a kernel reference manual that's been on my bookshelf for over 30 years. Melvil Dewey is spinning in his grave.

Turns out ball vs. brick collision detection in breakout style games can get quite complicated if you just overthink it enough. #gamedev

I can't be the only one who has a surveillance camera in the workshop for the sole purpose being able to locate the tool I misplaced 5 minutes earlier, right? #woodworking

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How wrong have you been? As a young designer, my studio was bought by EA who sent me a game they were working on, and asked for my feedback. Not just design, but market feasibility My take? It was kind of interesting but nobody would buy a PC dollhouse. The game? The Sims #gamedev #gamedesign

"We heard you like drones, so we put drones on your drones on your drone."

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The next step in the development of unmanned systems. Unmanned boat + FPV drones. It looks like the boat has 4 slots for FPV drones, each of which contains 2 FPVs one on top of the other. Thus, 1 boat can carry 8 FPVs.

Why is there no "I just don't feel like going" option on Facebook invites? Does Facebook not acknowledge the existence of introverts?

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