Kevin from the Armageddon

BREAKING: Everything just fucking sucks.

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Forever and ever, amen.

Streaking.

This is just an insane level of recklessness. Just allowing him on the plane put his life at risk. Everyone involved—the coaching staff, the GM, the medical staff, anyone who even knew about it—should be fired on the spot. Fuck the NFL.

I guess people will learn that Jalen Hurts is kinda good, actually?

Fuck it. Go Birds.

Part of the answer to "how did we get here?" is that many major journalists—since 1998, Crawford has covered SCOTUS for PBS, ABC, and CBS—are lying bigots. Here Crawford is praising a guy who asked a dumb racist question, glitched out when asked why, then admitted he wanted a Christian theocracy.

I can't believe he'd do this. This is the second time now he's called for his VP to be executed.

Tim Mayza‘s response to the Mattingly news:

There will be a lot of equivocating about all the times search warrants have been executed on members of Congress for corruption investigations and the like, and it can't be stressed enough in how many ways HSI raiding Ilhan Omar is extremely not like that.

A reminder:

After Coen waited 30 seconds to call his 2nd timeout after Goedert catch at +34, #Eagles had 1st & 10 w/:25. :25 Incomplete on roll-out (🕐 stops) :21 Makai 7 yd catch/run ob (just go down!) (🕐 stops) :17 Run for -3 :12 (Jags use last timeout) Just can't stop the clock there.

You can’t even let Sirianni on the plane back to the U.S. after that. How is he that bad at managing the game?

Holy shit.

:sighs resignedly: Fuck it, go birds.

Seriously, I better not see this man. Ever.

Three dudes really turned horrific seasons around and are huge reasons why the Phils are still alive. A ton of props to Nola, Painter, and Bohm.

When’s that Sixers opener, again? Jaylen Brown is about to become the person most responsible for my last remaining strand of sanity.

Go Birds

Go ahead and celebrate, boys! You showed some real guts in terrible conditions today. #RingTheBell

I would take a bullet for Zack Wheeler, man.

Nasty weather for a meaningless game on a getaway day for the Rays. There is no excuse for the Phillies to lose today.

Feminize a band name: The Sex Pistils

Film you've watched more than six times with a GIF

This was the game. This is the one that cost them the season—they wasted Painter’s gem on a getaway day where the bats put in very little effort. A good manager makes sure they win that game. www.mlb.com/gameday/phil...

The same fucking issues every damn season. Maybe the “felony fraud” guy had a point?

Just a beautiful lede on this piece. www.newyorker.com/magazine/202...

That’s my QB1, dickheads.

doop

when they send democrats their consultants, they're not sending their best

Funny thing is, I couldn’t name one Ed Sheeran or Macklemore song. And I constantly listen to music…

go birds

RING THE BELL 🔔 PHILLIES WIN

This is a reminder that Andrew Painter has always had really excellent stuff and the adjustments he’s made might have worked. Also, it often takes time to rebound from TJ surgery. For instance, look at Zack Wheeler.

At this point the only vegetable that hasn't been recalled is Mitch McConnell.

Ok, that was fun. Credit to Nola, who has been pretty good the last couple months (outside of two awful games).

I'll post this CAMPAIGN TRAILS piece again for the alleged liberals who refuse to listen to reality -- you need leftists in the Democratic Party. The "moderates" who are attacking them are only worried about keeping their own jobs, not the success of the party. Punching left is a con.

Everything just fucking sucks.

Fuck. This is just devastating. Someone once asked me that if I could sing, whose voice would want. I said Glen Hansard. Everything just fucking sucks.