Koen Verbeeck

Koen Verbeeck

@koenv.bsky.social

BI pro and tattooed #sqlserver geek. Data warehousing. Former Data Platform MVP. Punk rock fan. Married & father of 2. He/him @koen@dataplatform.social.

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Koen Verbeeck
@koenv.bsky.social

My session starts in 30 minutes! Learn more about the awesome #sql window functions in room Mobility Hub (Heren Aas) #datamindsconnect

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Next week I'll be speaking at the wonderful #datamindsconnect about #sqlserver window functions! Agenda and tickets: datamindsconnect.be/agenda/

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way0utwest
@way0utwest.bsky.social

Un-Migrating From the Cloud: T-SQL Tuesday #199 #tsql2sday

voiceofthedba.comUn-Migrating From the Cloud: T-SQL Tuesday #199This month we have a very interesting invitation from Koen Verbeeck. He has hosted once before, and agreed to help me out this month by tackling another topic. We’ve shared a few beers in the EU, though not in some time, so I hopefully will get the chance to buy him a pint and thank him for this month’s invite.

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Brent Ozar
@brento.bsky.social

If You Had to Go Back On-Prem… #tsql2sday For T-SQL Tuesday #199, Koen Verbeeck posed an excellent question: if your company moved up to the cloud, but after migrating, had to come back on-premises, what would be the big problems? I've had clients in this exact situation! Here are some of my…

brentozar.comIf You Had to Go Back On-Prem… #tsql2sdayFor T-SQL Tuesday #199, Koen Verbeeck posed an excellent question: if your company moved up to the cloud, but after migrating, had to come back on-premises, what would be the big problems? I've had clients in this exact situation! Here are some of my favorite gotchas from those experiences. Buying hardware is really hard right now. AI companies have sucked up all of the available cheap hardware, and the remaining stuff is expensive, hard-to-get, and often delayed.

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Deborah Melkin
@dgmelkin.bsky.social

Happy #tsql2sday! This month is talking about going from cloud to on-prem. Here are my thoughts on the subject.

debthedba.wordpress.comT-SQL Tuesday #199 – Cloud to On-Prem or HybridHappy T-SQL Tuesday! Our host this month is Koen Verbeeck (see his T-SQL Tuesday invitation here) Koen asks an interesting question: So, dear reader, I want you to think about what would happen if suddenly your company or your client asks to build everything on-prem again (or maybe a hybrid architecture). My first reaction to this sentence was: Oh look, he assumes that everyone is in the cloud…

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Reitse Eskens
@2meterdba.bsky.social

Blog alert! It's #tsql2sday again! Here are my thoughts on migration back to on-premises.

sqlreitse.comT-SQL Tuesday #199: Back to on-prem?This month, Koen Verbeeck invites the blogging community to write about their thoughts on returning to on-premises. What could be struggles, things we have to re-learn, etcetera. When I read the invite, it immediately sparked inspiration, because there are increasing rumours around cloud exits. People musing about 'what if'. Some clients reference these questions, but so far no one has directly asked me one with the intent of moving forward with it.

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Encephalophatass (Any pronouns)
@encephalophatass.bsky.social

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People pay most attention when there's a slide change. Each new slide gains you around 20 seconds of guaranteed attention. If you're planning to spend 5 minutes on the same slide, you need to be REALLY good to keep everyone's attention. 2/2

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Encephalophatass (Any pronouns)
@encephalophatass.bsky.social

Imagine short women said “Women over 5'4 (1.60m) shouldn’t play pro basketball because they have a genetic advantage over REAL women” and people responded with “Well, studies show height reduction surgery eliminates the advantage” instead of “Did Smurfette just say tall women aren’t real women?”