❤️~kle$ha fan club president ~🧡

Always get bogged down when trying to "capture" the gigantic backlog of things i want to read, watch, and play. Shortlist I'm gunning for:

I intentionally named my horse in breath of the wild "biggityhoss" so i wouldnt care and was genuinely upset when i killed him in battle. The feels when i learned about reviving horses were irrational and intense.

Opening a tub of brownies from walmart and had a great idea for a shitty mega-man villain

Anti-trans Democrats are spreading poison when we can least afford it, during elections in this ongoing fascist takeover. As a strategy, it’s a recipe for failure. As a moral stand, it’s reprehensible. PS I’m the father of young trans woman and I’ll never forgive anyone who makes her life harder.

Ok but what about before the ad

This is weird but i love it when some Dad with a middle management job and maybe even an investment portfolio talks soberly about Capitalism to coworkers or in casual conversation in public. Even speaking about it in any way other than it is the law of the universe used to be a kooky wokester thing

just got off the horn with the warehouse supervisor and you will NOT believe how many Wine with DeWine tumblers we still have stocked

I simply cannot believe no one has beaten the ever lovin tar out of Matt Yglesias yet. We have a few gifs of nazis being punched but that would signal something significant if there were some media out there of this happening. I promise not to protest in the streets over it.

Someone said a thing that was a direct repudiation of what he said (took a stance!) and he sees it as an ambush. What a fascinating shell of a human.

I live in Cleveland and have often wantes to just turn on the tv and watch literally any cleveland team but i can't, i have to buy a package or whatever the fuck. I cant watch baseball, of all things, in Cleveland, unless i go to a bar. Don't tell me how roku works, fuck you

As in "my dumbass lost everything in a crypto scheme and ima need someone to bitchat"

Insane self-own from the guy with those words on those red hats

Okay who is elizabeth holmes

i mean i'm trying to follow him too like everyone else these days and it looks like he realized he was accidentally defending Acton and then tried to bring it home, swiss cheese brain and all

78% of replies on NBA clips is about what constitutes a travel. Reminds me of how soccer refs don't call every infraction they just kind of manage play. I wonder if NBA refs make a cost/benefit analysis and implicitly decide to never open that can of worms. If you call it once, the game breaks down.

and yet

Every once in awhile I start to drift off into "people who vote for conservatives are just voting for who they think is the right choice for the country" and then something like this inevitably hits the news and I'm like "oh yeah to vote GOP is to vote for rapist monsters all the way down ballot"

Unconscionable to be on “X” at this point. Just a cesspit. Except for banking; I do my banking there & don’t see a problem.

Jean Claude Van Damme left Belgium for Los Angeles with his buddy Mohammad Qissi. They were both martial artists intending to become action stars. Qissi is Tong Po in Kickboxer but he is the guy who gets his leg blown out by Chong Li in Bloodsport. So yeah, smaller role, but that's JCVD's buddy

We did "only 1%" with COVID deaths too. In a country of 350 million people, that is 3.5 million people. That's a large amount of people.

Thank you elected lawmaker barack obama thanks

I GUFFAWED at this. John Glenn would have hated his guts “Vivek declared “We deserve to be governed as the conservative state that we are, state of Neil Armstrong and John Glenn,” apparently not realizing John Glenn served as a Democratic Senator until 1999. He doesn’t even know his Ohio history.”

Not everyone knows this but you can't join DSA if you wouldn't write "Lol. Lmao even," in the comments of an article saying a politician was sent an envelope full of anthrax but you REALLY can't join if you're dumb enough to send an envelope full of anthrax to a politician. That's just #dialectics

Walking the line in my auto factory and screaming at all the workers to make the cars stupider and more dangerous. They love this, it helps motivate them. "It's going to be able drive upside down," I yell through a megaphone. "It's going to be able to fart."

Okay stop putting the Slobham person with the dumb AI takes on my TL plz thx

Let's go whole hog here, the guns won't fire unless a certain threshold number of people endorsing the execution volunteer their names and their addresses be broadcast on a moving chyron at the bottom of the screen. Credits roll afterward with all the names on one list

Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.

I for one am getting very goddamned tired of Defector and Rascal News telling what to think and how to enjoy myself like all the time they should consider being less fun and correct imho

I read "Chris Pratt vehicle" and could only think of the little orb thingies in Jurassic World as I scrolled past. Scrolled back up and realized he's talking about a movie. How are you doing today

Hard not to notice that Democrats who are doing the best are the ones who are leaving this whole civility-and-norms, we-go-high, we-need-a-strong-Republican-Party bullshit behind and are simply giving Republicans exactly what they all ought to get at all times, which is undisguised contempt.

I HAVE NO IDEA BUT I BET YOU FIFTY FUCKIN DOLLARS YOU DIDN'T ASK AND THEY'RE TELLING YOU ANYWAY

Saying "okay"

👏give 👏 her 👏 a whole👏ass 👏 fleet 👏of 👏gundams

A Jeff Tiedrich article broke containment and landed on my fb page and every time I see that dude I think "does this guy have a job like what is his deal" so I clicked the link on purpose and it was like stepping on a rake (the answer is "no he does not have a job, he 'does social media.'")

Ah someone has been studying Brain Gym

Dude you're gonna love going outside

Damn

That'll do, games that are totally awesome homages to the radical '80's, that'll do

The American white collar workforce started working from home three days a week for like six months a year into COVID and executives so thoroughly lost their minds over this that they installed Trump II. If anything, AI will create the 7-day workweek.

old enough to remember liberals propping her up like they did John McCain. They really respected her or whatever

once again wishing democrats were 1/10th as dangerous and cool as GOP claims they are and i'm also gonna need democrats to stop going "i swear we're not cool and good!"

Sometimes I think about how different my suburban high school experience was compared to younger generations but also many of my peers. I took sociology in 10th grade (1998 for me I think?). I certainly didn't appreciate at the time what an opportunity that was, or what it would be.

The Count from Sesame Street i was a scaredy cat from the start

I cant explain it but i feel like we as a culture recently did this again with Game of Thrones and KPop