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I've been thinking about this sign for 6 months. a phrase I'll treasure forever. a metaphor with boundless potential

(early human in first day at a creative agency) what if we crafted crude representations of animals out of clay

in lieu of paying the oil company I look forward to awarding them full academic credit for the winter semester

my floor lamp just launched a microblogging platform. my scale won't stop texting me. basically I'm feeling more connected than ever

mixed signals? area woman reports total disinterest in The Brutalist yet won't shut up about The History of Concrete

Clippy has a ten percent chance of destroying humanity within a decade

Friday night, folks! we made it!!! who is ready to GO to BED

Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow

Slayyyterday nite. Ç̵̤͔̖͍͎̭̉̏̈̚͜͜R̶͈̥͛̈́͊̀̋͑̃͋͆̆Ą̸̹̺̪̣̜̣͕̗̅́͌͜N̸̨̡͔̩̪̦͈͆͒̌͌̾͊͘̕͘͝K̵̹̦̰͓͗͌̂̈́̀̉̏́ ̵̬̫͇̩̟͕͂̿͆͑͑͑͌ͅI̶̹̽̊̓̾̐̀T̸̼͙͖̤̰̞̍̾͜

look at my preposterous new chair!!!

survived a major lay*ff this morning but jfc dude. nerves fried

What is happening is not that AI-generated cultural goods are replacing human-made cultural goods; what is happening is that capital is flowing out of the production of cultural goods *entirely,* making us all poorer for it.

you shouldn’t learn about bands from shady TikTok manipulation, you should learn about bands by hanging out with a girl you like but are also extremely afraid of

getting a lot of mileage out of my new bit, “pretending to order a soft serve ice cream cone in the style of Model/Actriz”

Model/Actriz on the new Miley album: yay❤️

Charli XCX tshirt featuring a portrait of the artist herself above the words "Ceci n'est pas Charli, bébé"

fuck "parental rights"

now that's what I call a Friday night

The whiplash I got when checking reviews for this "Permanent Mulch Recycled Rubber Pathway."

diet coke has water right in it btw. when you drink diet coke you're drinking water. it's healthy, it’s nutritious, and you better believe it's hydrating

why did they call it The Bear and not Uncut Food

breakfast of champions

Unionize Katseye

There’s an aggressively paid for influence op going on right now to defend AI slop as art and protected speech across platforms. AI execs realize they have a problem and don’t wanna get Marie Antoinette’d. The free ChatGPT trip is the tip of the iceberg. First person to nail it down gets a Pulitzer.

I bet Mary J. Blige would be okay with some hateration in here.

i guess i didn't realize how hot it is outside because i'm just thinking about how SMART it is outside :)

Magritte Qualley

I wrote about the importance of literary friction and how the acts of thinking and learning and growing are anathema in our increasingly fascistic world. Which is all the more reason to double down on them. lithub.com/in-praise-of...

Local Music Venue An Absolute Minefield Of Ex-Boyfriends https://theonion.com/local-music-venue-an-absolute-minefield-of-ex-boyfriends/

my first novel, THE TOWER, is available everywhere june 22 2027 💙 pre-order: us.macmillan.com/books/978125...

*cake commenting on field events* hes throwing the discus

*cake doing play-by-play of a football game* hes torn his meniscus

*cake voice* hes growing hibiscus

carried a large basil plant uphill for a mile just like they do in CrossFit

Rocks can probably contain anything if you plan in advance

never gonna live down the time I got too stoned and thought the M&Ms were misspelled

Zohran already doing wonders as the new face of liking Grape Nut ice cream. early polling numbers indicate that the creamy cereal-flecked treat is quickly gaining ground among young, charming community-minded types

the body keeps the bone broth