Krink-hell
Krink-hell
@krinkle.bsky.social
He's just this guy, you know? he/him
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and children on the street are like mama what is wrong with that man and the mom is like don't touch him he's a common street madman i think people with butterfly nets come out and bag him while he is completely convinced that there are no other people left alive from the apocalypse that didnt happn
he got botched wing wang surgery and needs a doctor to get him a vial of sperm because he can't even whack off anymore. then he gives it to a stewardess along with a horse. then he indulges in a little projection and posts on x the everything app that a senator should feel ashamed of their wing wang
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writing by AI proponents has the same disordered quality of online journals written by the desperately ill, with the caveat that the ill often seem like good people befallen by misfortune, and not craven maniacs who stole a cursed glowing object from a cave, refusing to put it back, as it ruins them
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ba da dum, ba doodle diddle da da doodle da da daaaa dum🎶
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Well, now I've seen You Can See Everything
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I think the last game i bought before every game was just on steam and you could find it again without install discs was The Sims Medieval and sometimes I remember you could randomly get the trait "parents ate by whale" that causes you to go cry at the ocean every day and it makes me want to play it
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I was coming to the conclusion that memories require a mastery of the language to have a story to cement what happened. His dad picked an apple, and wiped it on his shirt, and let him eat the apple, whole. He's got that story down in words and can recite it. Doomed to this nascent inchoate awakening
I've been bringing 3 books a week to read w/ my nephew and i (apparently) made a big deal takin them outta my uncle bag and he said more books and i asked him if he wanted to find one (out of his bookshelf) and he said yes and dumped out the uncle bag looking for more like i'm mary poppins over here
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