Krink-hell

Krink-hell

@krinkle.bsky.social

He's just this guy, you know? he/him

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There's a twilight zone episode where I just fundamentally do not get the ironic twist. Maybe i'm showing my ass here. Maybe I'm dumb. But the one where the millionaire thinks the world is ending and invites all the high value people to his doomsday bunker on top of a skyscraper?

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and children on the street are like mama what is wrong with that man and the mom is like don't touch him he's a common street madman i think people with butterfly nets come out and bag him while he is completely convinced that there are no other people left alive from the apocalypse that didnt happn

I feel like it has the ironic twist weight of one of those "i've depicted you as the weak incel and me as the chad" things. The lights dimming on the actors and flood light coming up on Rod Stewart as he gives the moral that howard hughes is a piss jug hoarding nerd while i smoke cool cigarettes

There's a twilight zone episode where I just fundamentally do not get the ironic twist. Maybe i'm showing my ass here. Maybe I'm dumb. But the one where the millionaire thinks the world is ending and invites all the high value people to his doomsday bunker on top of a skyscraper?

each and every one of them hears out his proposition: lets ride this thing out and make very smart babies here with each other. I can't remember if a lady was invited even. They all say "no thanks if the world is ending i'm going home to be with my loved ones"

And sure right now he was so sure that everyone would see things his way and he's alone, that's a pretty good ending, but there's like 5 minutes left in the episode so he goes people blind and starts wandering the street going oh god it's all bombed to ashes i'm alone! woe is me

he got botched wing wang surgery and needs a doctor to get him a vial of sperm because he can't even whack off anymore. then he gives it to a stewardess along with a horse. then he indulges in a little projection and posts on x the everything app that a senator should feel ashamed of their wing wang

Matt Novak@paleofuture.bsky.social

ok

why is ok dot ru being a dick about watching movies today it's all sign in. create an account. literally no? i'm here to watch 80s hong kong action and not to create a paper trail

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writing by AI proponents has the same disordered quality of online journals written by the desperately ill, with the caveat that the ill often seem like good people befallen by misfortune, and not craven maniacs who stole a cursed glowing object from a cave, refusing to put it back, as it ruins them

I finally finally finally finally FINALLY beat A10 on regent, and, in general. I've only been playing regent trying to make this work. I killed the aeonglass with 28 gay little stars

Tom Bloom@orbitaldropkick.bsky.social

slay the spire 2

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Oh right the sealed throne. All his other things are absolute shit so I couldn't figure out which poisoned pill i was forced to take but it was actually the card that gives me more gay little stars

I'm staring at the wikia and no i didn't take any of these things, but if you scroll down, sometimes he gives you a good option. they gave it it's own section so you didn't confuse it with his bad options.

I finally finally finally finally FINALLY beat A10 on regent, and, in general. I've only been playing regent trying to make this work. I killed the aeonglass with 28 gay little stars

Tom Bloom@orbitaldropkick.bsky.social

slay the spire 2

I literally can't remember what i got off this dildo at all. wait no this isn't the devil this is mr. treasure chests. I literallyc an't remember what I got off this dildo at all.

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Not only an incredible talent, but a rare talent who also thought it was funny to just voice random memes every once in a while

Ken Plume@kenplume.bsky.social

Unbelievable loss. An amazing talent, and just a really, really good person. www.instagram.com/p/De8RFy4pyov/

I will not argue with a lady who made a joke about penzey's selling ras al hanout just because i really really really want some ras al hanout and that's very specifically a spice blend they don't sell. it was just a joke. Ladies can have jokes. Trying to center. I will not reply guy. I will not

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It's really important to pay attention to the fact that Lula beat the fascist candidate not by compromising and trying to meet fascist voters in the middle, but by sticking to his guns, promising prosecutions for election interference, and mobilising his own voters to turn out in greater numbers.

I think the last game i bought before every game was just on steam and you could find it again without install discs was The Sims Medieval and sometimes I remember you could randomly get the trait "parents ate by whale" that causes you to go cry at the ocean every day and it makes me want to play it

Just because, I can't, and, it absolutely isn't worth buying again, and, i didn't enjoy it the first time, and, it literally is proven to not be a sustainably enjoyable experience, i still want to play anyway and toss people out until every single job in town is held by a captain ahab

Just want that screenshot of the ocean facing pier and the queen, the knight, the wizard, the blacksmith, the, idk, shit farming peasant, all crying and throwing shells at lord poseidon's domain together i want to see it

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I say this kind of thing a lot but given how scared shitless the billionaire class got for a few months after December 2024 it feels like we were a whopping three bodies away from universal healthcare. Now imagine if instead of their lives it was their assets.

I wonder what makes a permanent memory so permanent. Everyone I ask says they just kind of turned on at 4. Fell and hurt something. Was uniquely scared and said time to pay extra attention. Nephew is telling me about "dad... wash... apple. on... shirt!" last week. He remembers going apple picking

He knows that simon the paper bag puppet likes feet (ugh) from a month ago. He knows all these things. But they're going to evaporate? not make it into long term storage? I'd consider pulling facts that happened from a month ago to be long term storage. Where do those memories go

I was coming to the conclusion that memories require a mastery of the language to have a story to cement what happened. His dad picked an apple, and wiped it on his shirt, and let him eat the apple, whole. He's got that story down in words and can recite it. Doomed to this nascent inchoate awakening

Asked nephew if he remembered asking for a silly face pumpkin and he corrected me "happy face" oh okay. well fine it's a happy face pumpkin now

Krink-hell@krinkle.bsky.social

drumk pukkin

I've been bringing 3 books a week to read w/ my nephew and i (apparently) made a big deal takin them outta my uncle bag and he said more books and i asked him if he wanted to find one (out of his bookshelf) and he said yes and dumped out the uncle bag looking for more like i'm mary poppins over here

helped out 3x while sister was sick babysitting nephew. microdosing babysitting just to get him to bedtime after daycare. Now it is the time of uncle illness. Now is the time to boil my throat with soothing herbs

Got a text that "i saw that! Good job getting him back to sleep!" during nap time when nephew sat up and was incoherently crying i just tipped him over and reassuringly rested my hand on his chest before he went back to sleep and then left. We live in a panopticon in this essay I will...

starting a rumor nathan fielder found out about the php vulnerability and slept on it until his movie release at which point every piracy site has to go down and you have to drive two extra hours to see his movie at the fancy theater like five goddamned hours of my day to see this thing minimum now

I have never seen a nathan for you where I did not have to pause, and walk around, shaking the stress outta my fingers, jazz hands style, so, watching it all at once in the theater is basically sensory hell for me personally and i'm still almost ready to see the first movie in a theater in 10 years

Slay the spire 2 frustrates because you'll find yourself in a position where the guy says if you play a single skill i will fucking kill you and like oh okay two acts ago i needed skills to live it was my deal. i should have known i'd meet you, the no fun haver. in the future. That was my fault.

and nobody has any sympathy. there's people out there who act like they never get bad card choices and always successfully prepare for every situation like a fucked up video game just world theory like if anything made you frown in this RNG early access game you must have played wrong

Just now realizing there was a potion in StS1 where you could just bail on a not boss fight like oh it's the guy who hard counters my bullshit? Pass. And it's not here ahaha just noticed it was missing from the game right now.

nephew's favorite number appears to be four-five. How many dogs is that? four-five. He's right a lot. I feel like he's learned it as like "more than a couple less than a bunch"