Krystina Nellis

hello! looking to keep some monies rolling in while I cook up some new creative ideas 🎉 if you need: - copywriting - proofreading - formatting - website building - sensitivity reading - even some good old school feedback have a looksie and get in touch! 🤗 www.krystinanellis.com/services

I have had cause to be In The Car today I must ask: respectfully, when did every hatchback become a tank

on the one hand I’m appreciating that my ‘big tech is ruining us all’ rom-com keeps, somehow, being justified in its plot nonsense by real life on the other hand, whyyyyyyyyy

When the lead single is a banger and the album is bad

Respectfully, the fact Maya, Kenny and James A - the three Traitors - are apparently the most trusted Faithfuls in the castle says a *lot* about the overarching morals of the entertainment industries #CelebrityTraitors

We’re now A/B testing for the ultimate James #CelebrityTraitors

i personally don't believe you have to smile to look stylish. for instance: IG charlie_the_griffon

Oh my DAYS

today in LinkedIn: someone describing AI as ‘a translator for ADHD brains’

The Diplomat is supremely daft (complimentary) and also somehow a documentary?

PROTECT MICHAEL PALIN AT ALL COSTS

The hot topic in France 🇫🇷 Btw, we're team chocolatine here in Québec…

‘Murder someone by boring them to death’ Tbf I have watched stand-up sets with the same effect #CelebrityTraitors

James Blunt has ascended to his ultimate form: 1980s PE teacher #CelebrityTraitors

Every ‘personal statement’ in my next writing submissions round

lol at Joanne raising suspicion on herself in exactly the same way Richard did #CelebrityTraitors

All the Traitors unable to do literal palace intrigue until the Round Table has the potential to wind up as the funniest thing possible #CelebrityTraitors

Every mission this series: -Here are some gates, you have to get through them - but oh no here’s an obstacle of ACTORS IN CAPES #CelebrityTraitors

I'm wrapping up my time with Cardboard Computer on their unannounced game in early November, & I have some capacity again! If you're looking for consultation or longer term support from an expert game director, narrative designer & writer, drop me a line 💖 contact [at] hannahnicklin.com

EXCELLENT NEWS 🎥❤️ one of my absolute favourite places in London, long may it reign

a field guide to Skarsgårds: if silver fox he be, that's Stellan you see unsettling but hot, Alexander you've got only dread doth you fill, then behold, that is Bill

Why is it up to me to catch her?

No joke. I think this is the most important video I have ever seen about mobile games. This guy breaks down how this game psychologically profiles you, and makes the game harder or easier in order to show you ads

yeah I’m seeing Godzilla Minus Zero today I’m in the gym becoming my own Godzilla Minus Zero 🦖

Adam was a fantastic, funny, inventive theatre artist, a brave, principled, and generous guy, and a beautiful friend. British theatre is poorer now without him, and I shall miss him very much.

Remember, kids: if you’re sharing snuff vids to raise awareness thhat someone bad is sharing snuff vids, you’re still sharing snuff vids. 💫

Bread Week #GBBO

Current 5-page outline redrafting update

Oh good, I see it’s time for another round of “emerging writer schemes open only to people under a very young arbitrary cut-off age, which takes no account of class/disability/ethnicity/caring/gender impacts and so ends up disproportionately excluding working-class/non-white/disabled women”

Interviewer: can you explain this gap in your resume? Artist: I’m an artist

Yo @fredo.bsky.social, got a new soup for you:

Yall wanna see a puppy with hiccups getting mad

Ross Kemp appears to be making a play in the slutty little glasses discourse #CelebrityTraitors

Me pretending I’ve not eaten all the biscuits #CelebrityTraitors

I mean do they not realise they have now made an enemy of actual Pedro Pascal #CelebrityTraitors

WHO DO I FILE MY COMPLAINT TO #CelebrityTraitors

Do I happen to have anybody with knowledge of UK patents law in my circle? If so - I have a couple of extremely silly qs I'd like to ask? (It's for a plot point in a script - I've not accidentally managed to invent the next tech innovation or anything, sadly!)

The true Miss Marple #CelebrityTraitors