Uncle karl

Bold call by Rolling Stone to have the ska version of The Ultimate Showdown of ultimate Destiny as the number one rock song of the 2000s

I tried the 82-0 for movies, it has a bunch of very defensive statements about its use ai which were funnier than any of the fake movies it ginned up

It is crazy how much lanterns is a small town Prestige Mystery Show, they made the guy with the magic ring do a mare of East Town. Also tom king is certainly a party to war crimes

leaning tower of pizza, quincy, massachusetts, 1984

Lineal chikara grand champ bill Ospreay

Every time I meet a new person here in Pittsburgh I tell one lie to them and them alone. I dropped out of MIT, I was in the 60 person Somerville polycule, ect. I haven't figured out where I'm going with this one but I wanted lay the groundwork early

We used to make things (3-night television event based on the novel by Stephen King)

If we dont get a Storrowing then alston Christmas wont be good, the gods demand sacrifice

Chrome on phone updated with a big ai button for you to accidently hit to goose the Gemini numbers

A reverse Renaissance Fair where we all pretend to be people from the future pretending to be people from this era

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When the barber asks what you want you hand them a picture of the minions

Sadly we didn't get a bunch of other subculture flavors, goth chocolate wouldve done numbers

gonna be real, if these dopes were at all interested in Keeping Kids Safe Online they would come after Roblox SPECIFICALLY like the hammer of god and the fact that they don't really reveals what this is all about

Becoming one of those accounts that always tweets out engagement prompts but the question is always "what's your favorite song about how Papa Loves Mambo"

I refuse to do any creative writing or podcasting but my big project for the back half of 2026 is getting my girlfriend into zoids

They sent me home early from work because my knife chipped and shattered

Christopher Nolan is the Cody Rhodes of Cinema (the three star general but by god people love him)

Imma take my tallents to fishtown

I experienced a minor malfunction. I'm okay now.

In the steven kings 11/22/63 a guy finds a portal to the past in his restaurant and for years he just uses to buy meat at 1950s prices

The craziest thing about the Odyssey is there's now going to be two different billion dollar Oscar winning Blockbusters featuring NHL shitbag Sean Avery

today’s the big bike race, right?

I do not believe the conspiracy theory that Sony mentioned getting rid of discs to pump up sales I do however believe that kowloons did that. They started saying that like 3 years ago and they opened two spin offs in that time

Me coming to Pittsburgh and refusing to pronounce it car-ney-gee.

Ira Glass doing the raid Shadow Legends ad read

Lineal chikara grand champion Kenneth omega

I refuse to pray because I consider it breaking the fourth wall, I consider it beneath my dignity to turn to God and do the jim from the office face at their camera

Apollo Creed getting the full “Living In America” intro then just whooping Annabelle (evil doll)’s ass

Every time i see juila garner in a movie i think shes jo firestone and i get excited

I hate being busy when they are announcing how many civil rights are left

The ideal pre movie Playlist: a theatre rules snipe 3/4 trailers of the same vintage if applicable a tcm intro, failing that i like to sub in the full length old hbo movie intro

i cant stress how much worse the visibility is in a modern pick up vs th 26 ft straight truck i drive for work.

I was confused when i say macon blair had another new movie comming out but then i realized they just changed the name cause you cant put a movie called shitheads into your local amc

I've never wanted to do anything as much as I want to watch gamera with Tracy Morgan

The Strange Tale of Jim Sullivan’s U.F.O. aquariumdrunkard.com/2010/11/10/t... A lost private-press masterpiece. A vanished musician. An abandoned Volkswagen in the New Mexico desert. Revisiting one of the strangest stories we've ever published: Jim Sullivan's U.F.O.

Wow, its been ten years since kimbo slice died. God he was a monster in those videos, i think about the uppercut in this video like once a week youtu.be/REo4hhSipX4?...

People always tell you not to go grocery shopping when you're hungry but the real life hack is to go grocery shopping after you eat something gnarly so that you feel like s*** and you don't want to buy anything other than what you need

Fuck the krafts but that said how sick would it be if Gillette were in the seaport with the world cup and tall ships