💀skelafix💀

replying "stop" on regular texts to see if that works on them too

kills me every time

ai told me i’m pretty

re-watching the sopranos eating spaghetti hand gesturing

had a too long nap probably missed tons of celeb news

if marge gunderson was in vvitch: wouldst thou like the taste of butter? “oh yah” a pretty dress? “you betcha” wouldst thou like to live deliciously? “you’re darn tootin”

i would never lift garlic bread out of and oven bare-handed but every time out of an air fryer because stupid

I can’t stop watching and laughing this is killing me dead

Hokum was a good Halloween watch!

animal crossing, making focaccia, negotiating condiment/supply trades with neighbors

hoo wee that was something

watching old timey, i guess fairy tales about when things were adorable like “all the president’s men” and “13 days.” so cute how things were back then

my sister CALLED me on my phone so naturally i thought something awful has happened but no she just started talking like we are in the 1900s so i called her “grandma” but then she asked what i was doing and i said “having some crackers and tea” so i am also a grandma in this story

tommy the castrato

who up makin coffee cake

Chicago ppl! Here’s a fun cool thing!

i think promising perp walks is a great way to motivate voters miller in cuffs trump kids in cuffs hegseth crying in cuffs and so on

An explanation on why Big Walk isn't available on Xbox. bigwalk.game/xbox

after all the spam reporting and unsubscribing i still get political subject lines like “i wrote you a note” or “lunch is on me” or “your slippers are on the wrong feet”

🎶 When the moon hits your eye Like the sunset implied A priori 🎶

greek life at college is toxic

Everyone in this administration looks like they’re crawling out of one of Phoebe’s paintings

disclosure day is some hot garbage

stay tuned for a football observation: this game is bonkers

oh noo he’s sensing ethnicity share.google/U8jRBY0QAsu5...

phoebe waller-bridge was asked by kristen scott-thomas what her fav period film was and without hesitation she answered “carrie”

i’m sorry to say this is still a fucked up scary ass movie

so carrie on prime is a lot but i’m still watching

someone just commissioned art from me omg also OMG

screw you and your stinkin tokens too

i’m being talked into making an upside down pizza this will either be amazing or you’ll never see another post about it from me

Lazy But Supportive Halloween Costume: Any outfit with Jane Doe nametag

the fucking grinch

my 86 y/o neighbor returned from a trip and had a piece of my mail and she asked for my number “jic” it took me a minute to realize she was text acronyming me cause i’m an ageist pos apparently sorry, kim!

everyone hates chris

this wrap is the size of sputnik i may resort to knife and forking it