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I've worked with a lot of dementia patients who would make similar noises in the middle of sentences.

I wouldn't be surprised if there's a Redd Foxx rule with the Secret Service or other handlers that he's not allowed to make gagging sounds unless actually gagging

Time to change his diaper.

He chows down on the vowel like when he says “China” This is not a serious person. This is a clown. Every single one who voted for him is a joker. Not going to even pretend to have sympathy. You voted for a clown. About 1/3 of the American electorate is composed of jokers. I keep trying.

Yes, he always does this, and it’s absurd and pointless, and ffs 1/3 of the American electorate is convinced that he is a serious person. I weep for my country.

New worst Jerma noise but it's the president

That's one of the noises Jim Carey made Steve Carell make in Bruce Almighty.

Mystery solved: that was the sound I was making this morning while dry heaving from my cold medication.

@vincemancini.bsky.social @mattlieb.bsky.social Here’s one for the soundboard.

Mini stroke

😂

Did he just poop himself

🤣 sounded like a body basement sound not an attic sound. I guess he does talk out of his arse! explains the vag neck

He has an AI chip in his brain.

Can we still do the <record scratch...> thing?

Did he poop himself?

did his stutter make him say "we finally defeated medicare" too or

Not only do they ignore his brain melting into pudding, they excuse every insane thing he says. "Oh, it's just the weave" or "he has a very unique social media strategy." So transparent and gross. Like we are going to trust a single thing you people say ever again.

We’re still doing the stutter thing? Lmao

I'd argue this is worse. He's making a "blech" type sound about the former Governor, a woman he clearly doesn't like. In fact, 90% of the reason he sent her to the UN (a place he hates) is because he wanted to replace her. Little bit of brain melt, lot of misogyny.

No literally like are we pretending this didn't happen?

Lmao yeah he did

It’s Real Interesting how the mental acuity of the President just stopped mattering or being something worth talking about on July 22nd 2024.

damn you must be like ultra stupid. saying "Biden never did this" *is* a form of media bias that clearly took hold over this previous morons brain, its incredible you cant recognize that. also, suck my balls.

I am not 💩ing you when I say, this is what Jake is laser focused on instead…

⬇️ Got it! Grab the file here.

Is he referring to Niki Haley ? If so that sound or burp or whatever describes her self loathing ass perfectly

They dont make manchurian candidates like they used too..

Remember the faces behind him....

I just find it so weird that the guy with the persona and affect of a Borscht Belt comedian is so popular with rural people in the Midwest and South. It's one of the greatest mismatches of style and audience I have ever seen.

That’s the sound he makes when he drops a load onstage.

Did all those people behind him have the same sperm donor?

I think that was an expression of disdain for Nikki Haley.

That was involuntary. He paused after. Walter Reed time.

A little gassy today?

WTF !!!

😆

Did putins puppet just glitch?

Dementia is a hell of a drug

That’s some bad Andrew Dice Clay cosplay

he was barfing from his own words

He's a robot

yeah i figured

Stroking out

Brain chip malfunction.

This cant be real?

It’s involuntary

That's the sound of an orange bowel movement.

He's falling apart in every way possible...time to take out the trash 🤢🤮

The sound people make when they have to listen to trump speak.

I’ll take Alzheimer’s Symptoms for $2,000, please.

The AI trump overcooked it self again

I really wish dementia cured narcissism. If it did, we might have a fighting chance at getting nice things.

GOLLUM!

The first American Woodcock president, wow.

I feel bad for our country but this is tremendous content.

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Trump really doesn’t like Nikki Haley…

The Trump flesh vehicle is breaking down for the frog that's driving it.

That's the sound he makes when he shits his diaper. It's Natalie's cue to come running with the diaper bag

Hoping it happens from over-campaigning.

Have they tried turning him off and then back on again?

@jaketapper.bsky.social is Trump old yet help

öeh

He looks like shit.

Burp maybe? Sounded robotic.

Just STFU

I mean I hate Trump but I love this sound. That was amazing.

What guy is he talking about?

He's a fucking mess

Yo this is the kind of hilarious shit that makes his numbers go up. Watch out. Also that crowd didn’t even blink about it.

Look, I am not a person who pushes things in the absense of evidence. I usually try to give sources, but in this instance I can’t locate the sources quickly. Take it as you will, I recall that there was good evidence that the people sitting behind him were paid to be there.

They only react to dog whistles

imagine the chat.. ⚰️

U bet! 😀

😂

I swear to God I think Elon put a Neuralink chip in his head.

I. Can't. Stop. LAUGHING!

Just thinking about the Governor's girth makes him choke

Trump:

Sounded like

Derp