Laurie Bowman

Yeah I always wondered about that

So the House goes on vacay to give the FBI a few days to excise any mention of Trump from the Epstein docs. Cool cool cool

@iwriteok.bsky.social I love that Krebs means “cancer” in German, the dude’s name is just *chef’s kiss*

Bahahahahahahaa

“Venous insufficiency,” otherwise known as collapsed veins from constantly getting hit up by Dr. Feelgood

So SCOTUS has finally managed to cut the federal cord that united these States. Congratulations.

So looks like now we’re going to have two sets of laws in the US - laws for blue states and laws for red states. Cool cool cool. <starts looking up apartment availability in Chicago>

No!!!!

This makes me indescribably happy and proud to be a small-D democrat.

So what confirmation exists that there is a ceasefire, other than Trump’s own words? Because I don’t know about you, but the historic ratio of truth to bullshit is pretty low with this one.

Nostalgic for those long-gone, carefree days when we giggled at DJT for tariffing penguins

Oh now we’re asking China for favors? Pretty ballsy

Trump Sends Barron to Podiatrist

For some reason I feel compelled to put on Dr. Strangelove tonight #NoWar

I feel perfectly safe don’t you #NoWar

Well, thank goodness all public high school students will have to take the ASVAB once the BBB is passed! I was super worried we wouldn’t have enough poors to feed the WWIII machine but it’s all so seamless #NoWar

Robert Evans @iwriteok.bsky.social says what we’re all thinking, and the comments are pure gold. Most rhythmless marching and most rumpled parade uniforms I’ve ever seen. They definitely didn’t want to be there.

Ready to go!

Seriously this is what it feels like trying to act “normal”

I have the Bowie song going through my head on an endless loop these days

Be careful what you wish for

Well, yeah. What we see now is the natural outcome of a diabolical feedback loop.

States’ rights, amirite? Red states’ rights anyway

You know you’re living in the upside down when you agree with one of the Walton family

Worth bearing in mind that illegal entry is a misdemeanor and being unlawfully present in the country is not even a criminal offense, but a civil one. This is the equivalent of saying we need to torch the Constitution & send in the SWAT team to catch jaywalkers & people with overdue library books.

Remember when this picture was going around pre-J6, and we were all like, who are these idiots and WTF are they up to? Now we know

@mollyjongfast.bsky.social Your new book is so very important to those of us who were also emotionally abandoned as children. I, too, self-sabotaged for years to push down my pain. I didn’t feel it was my right to complain — I was housed and fed and nobody hit me. In therapy now I know better. 🩷

First thing I thought of too

Really shocked that an admin filled with podcasters, social media influencers, reality TV participants, indicted felons, crypto bros, drunks, Fox hosts, drug addicts, weirdos, and unqualified ass kissing toadies can’t keep their shit together for 24 consecutive hours.

🚨🚨🚨 I'm going to post this video every day so we never forget what the 34x convicted felon & adjudicated rapist Trump did. 🚨🚨🚨

Emil Bove is the reincarnation of Leopold the Hogmouth.

Haircut guy is all of us now

Hell yes, Greenland sends a giant middle finger to the orange felon after signing a lucrative minerals deal with the European Union. Love this level of humiliation.

Bahahahaha

Hooray!

Sharing this very important thread again about how we (looking at you, white allies) can act against ICE, but this time as images to make it easy to share across platforms. Make sure every ally sees this. #AbolishICE #OnYourSide

Love how everyone on BSky is all, “ABOLISH ICE!” Seems as helpful/likely as saying in 1930s Germany, “abolish the Gestapo.” Who’s going to volunteer to bell the cat? And after we saw him pardon the J6ers, what did you think they were going to do after their release, organize a food drive?

THIS IS NOT NORMAL Telemundo Nueva Inglaterra captured video of a 16-year-old girl's face being held on the ground by Worcester police officers; she and her mother were detained in an apparent ICE operation #immigration

That DOES sound good!

Every time a reporter asks Trump when a deal’s gonna get done #artofthedeal

Forget how hideous of an atrocity this is for a second (I know, it’s hard.) Where’s the portrait of Melania? She IS the FLOTUS, right?

…but you didn’t want to have a Black woman in the Oval Office.

“It appeared that there had even been demonstrations to thank Big Brother for raising the chocolate ration to 20g a week. And only yesterday, he reflected, it had been announced that the ration was to be REDUCED to 20g a week. Was it possible that they could swallow that, after only 24 hours?”

Is it just me, or does Pete Kegstand’s mania remind you a little of George C Scott in Dr Strangelove?

RIP Pope Francis. You were a breath of fresh air, and I love that your last move on this earth was to tear the Trump regime a new asshole. You’ll be missed.