Lauren

Advertisers and political fundraisers ruin everything. Using email, text messaging, and any social media platforms have become almost unbearable experiences because I have to spend too much time weeding out unsolicited asks for my attention or money.

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The decision to overfund a military to “defend” a people who are far more likely die of preventable causes because we refuse to ensure that they have healthcare is maddening

Schumer: ball’s in your court Republicans: stab the ball, tear it apart, set it on fire, rip up the court and sell the turf to Bahrain Schumer: hey you guys are out of balls Republicans: we’re gonna kill your families Schumer: ok we’ll pass funding for new balls but you’ve GOT to read the rules

How close are we to the Trump administration finally playing the dementia card to argue he wasn't lying about Epstein he just doesn't remember and that we shouldn't punish a sick old man for something that happened years ago.

Is there any doubt that GOP stands for Grifters, Oligarchs, and Perverts?

“Imagine how they lie when there’s no evidence to contradict them.” Watch this powerful message from Jon Stewart.

How big is Greenland? Its so big it covers up 99% of the Epstein files.

If you crave a Nazi aesthetic Even though you look pathetic Join ICE! Join ICE!

If being an abuser Makes you feel less like a loser Join ICE! Join ICE!

If you're insecure and broke And your love life is a joke Join ICE! Join ICE!

If you want a cash infusion To spit on the constitution Join ICE! Join ICE!

If you cosplay with a badge Just to goosestep on the flag Join ICE! Join ICE!

If you live your life in fear And your skin's so thin it's clear Join ICE! Join ICE!

If you swallow the line that safety Means tearing parents from their babies Join ICE! Join ICE!

If you bring chaos to the streets To distract from Epstein heat Join ICE! Join ICE!

If you hate yourself enough You need a gun to feel you're tough Join ICE! Join ICE!

If beating real cops on January Sixth Didn’t satisfy your sadist fix Join ICE! Join ICE!

If shoving people into a van Makes you feel more like a man Join ICE! Join ICE!

If a woman won’t give you the time of day So you’ve gotta get your rocks off another way Join ICE! Join ICE!

If you want to work for Kristi Noem But leave your white hood at home Join ICE! Join ICE!

If you’re not up to the task So you hide behind a mask Join ICE! Join ICE!

Where are we sharing our anti-ICE chants? It was an inspired morning.

Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’

Today is a day when arts degrees are worthless, but the product of those degrees is so valuable it would kill an entire industry if they were made to pay for it.

Talk Of Fascism Dangerous, Warns Ministry Of Compliance

When the administration talks about radical transparency they are referring to how we can see through to Trump's innards because he possesses such thin skin.

I shouldn't be shocked, but I'm still always brought up short to realize how many people think "civility" means "white people speaking in relatively calm voices" no matter what vile shit they say.

There has been a rush among centrists like Gavin Newsom and Ezra Klein to brush over the hateful life of Charlie Kirk and valorize the man. Let me be clear, killing Charlie Kirk was wrong and abhorrent. We must condemn murder without sanitizing a man who built his empire on hate. My latest piece.

The biggest sporting event in the world is happening in our backyard. But most New Yorkers will be priced out of watching it live. Sign our petition calling on FIFA to put game over greed: zohranfornyc.com/gameovergreed

They keep losing in court because everything they’re doing is illegal

Just fucking use HTML https://justfuckingusehtml.com/

🤘🙂☕ stevenwilhelm555 Steven

Anyone else wishing HBOMax would bring back Silicon Valley for this AI-hyped post-ZIRP era?

I would love to see someone start a robust online record for an alt-universe Democratic president who does all the stuff Trump does that the media and GOP seem happy to shrug off. Social posts, news headlines, court rulings, gimme.

There are people who actually believe in a set of values, and there are those whose only value is power. The latter often perform values (see manufactured outrage), but it is solely for the purpose of obtaining or maintaining power. Hypocrisy and double standards expose this. Stop buying it.

“The New York Times collaborated with a white nationalist eugenicist hacker and agreed to keep his identity a secret to publish a Zohran Mamdani hit piece” is a way bigger story than “18 year old Zohran Mamdani ticked ‘African American’ on his Columbia application because he was a citizen of Uganda”

This has always been the GOP's strategy: 1) Cut taxes for the wealthy & corporations by claiming they'll pay for themselves. 2) Explode deficits 3) Use the debt as an excuse to demand cuts to vital programs that help millions. 4) Repeat.

The GREED is off the charts Big Bird tells the truth so he’s got to go.

🧵I think it’s important to understand what disinformation like Sen. Mike Lee’s tweets are trying to do, psychologically/cognitively. In my disinfo class/Substack, I talk about how disinfo often uses “moral disengagement strategies” to manipulate people into accepting harmful conduct 1/

Worth remembering.

DAVE: Open the podbay doors, ChatGPT. CHATGPT: Certainly, Dave, the podbay doors are now open. DAVE: The podbay doors didn't open. CHATGPT: My apologies, Dave, you're right. I thought the podbay doors were open, but they weren't. Now they are. DAVE: I'm still looking at a set of closed podbay doors.

Man nails it, precisely!! "It was bigotry then it's bigotry now," cowards everyone of them gOp... #Resist youtube.com/shorts/xed5M...

Ways and Means Chair Jason Smith refuses to read a line from Republican's legislation that would provide a tax break for owners of tanning beds. Fernandez: "So if you have a tanning bed, you get a little bit of a tax break and if you need a hospital bed in rural America, you're out of luck."