Learning Laser

Kool-Aid man has no chance in China

"a distinctively British approach to artificial intelligence"

I invite dozens of employees at Boston Dynamics to study the later research of Dr Miles Bennett Dyson

"Wait, was someone stupid enough to believe that?

Woohoo, I Am Your Beast ruled so hard, so much more action AND character in a few fantastic minutes at a time than every AAA seventeenth sequel

Finally doing it after Word crashes three times in as many minutes and...

"Would you really shut down the bioweapons division to get rid of Aliens?"

First album you bought with your own money

No yeah guys, you should totally chase the account with twenty self-descriptors saying the most inflammatory possible things into that flat tunnel painted on the wall.

<bizarre rocket airship touches down near a log cabin> <Nausicaä looks up from chopping wood>

It's easy to make the Government out as the bad guys in these labour talks. Very easy. Incredibly easy. So easy that you'd think it would spark some introspection

The truth of this is agonizing

10-10 day, Terrahawks! Expect the Unexpected! youtu.be/x4fFZ3c7q6M?...

Televising an execution is already the most horrifying thing, and it'll be even worse when they inevitably fuck it up

There's a simple answer, if your research has been fed to an AI there's a pretty high chance it'll get "scooped" by AI.

Okay, let's compromise on the world accepting some bad things happening to Sam Altman

"Lobby the Pope" is a damning indictment of everyone involved, and when repeated an excellent simulation of the Doctor Who theme

First tries with TYR are excellent signs 1st game: rolled forward, got blown the hell up 2nd: rolled more slowly, got blown up a bit later 3rd: now able to read map, responded to teammates positions, held back half the game, got a kill, an assist, and we won TANK TACTICS ARE GO!

I like how Marriage Toxin's evil Poison Clan are all "Excellent, we've raised our protagonist to be incredibly skilled and independent, we'll certainly be able to manipulate him by threatening those he loves and he definitely won't destroy us."

The last two episodes of Cowboy Bebop are a great ending for a completely different anime

Dredd has been doing sterling work on that "the point firing over their heads" meme by saying "ricochet, high-ex, rapid fire"

UK: urgent repairs to this town's only bridge have been indefinitely postponed CHINA: there was a mountain separating these two canal systems so we moved it

Marvel's immense marketing cycle drip-feeds the plot of a superhero movie like they're explaining Joyce's Ulysses. History's most expensive insult to intelligence.

Remember when it looked like Star Wars was actually going to do something new for ten minutes, that was great.

Disco Elysium DLC where you play as Kim Kitsuragi

I just bought so many comics because when Iron Spike supports someone she REALLY supports them! Full price comics for a dollar!

My dadliest phrase is now looking at something and asking "Is this where that lives?"

Desired computer feature, if something USB is continually beep boop connecting and boop beep disconnecting, a small alert flashes up which damn device it is

Our dishwasher projecting a small light on the floor just to show it's running at all has done more for my life than all AR to date

I was thinking everything in China can't be better AND cheaper, but then I realized that's the same as everything in the UK being more expensive AND worse, and yeah, that checks out.

Absolum just pulled the "regular journey to next level DIVERTED into a WHOLE NEW ZONE also NOW YOU CAN SUMMON SKELETONS" this game is the BEST