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Now I feel like I should've just gotten a sign a while ago

Office writing is tailor made for AI slop. Ever try to work a skilled metaphor into a quarterly budget report?

It's the difference between liking dick and *like*-liking dick (and usually more tongue involvement and suction)

Cartoonist: Ed Wexler

Head full of birdy thoughts. 📷: @veyen.bsky.social #latex #rubber #raven #kink #furry

The air feels heavy — not just with humidity, but with memory. We remember Pulse. We remember the laughter, the music, the light that was stolen, and the love that refused to die. May we keep building a world where joy is never punished, and where every soul can dance without fear.

Renewable musks, no chemicals involved!

"What’s driving me crazy, then, is not the idea that AI exists or that people are using AI. It’s that I have a finite time on this earth that I mostly want to spend interacting with other human beings." On why AI is breaking @jasonkoebler.bsky.social's brain: www.404media.co/your-ai-use-...

Vanilla x3 Strawberry x4 Chocolate

2) If you read one thing before flying, make it this: assume a device search can happen, and plan so what they can see is minimal. Source and full context here: theintercept.com/2026/03/25/i...

Finished Starfleet Academy's 1st season last weekend. I liked it and was so glad for our first gay Klingon. Not many ST shows had multiple character development arcs in their first seasons! A fond farewell to Academy, we hardly got to know ya. At least S2 next year is a little consolation.

Bad Bunny’s closing messages during his Super Bowl performance: “The only thing more powerful than hate is love” “Together, we are America”

Roger Allers, what a career. An incredibly versatile animation figure who helped shape plenty of noteworthy features, especially if it had lions. Allers is now up in the stars where the great kings of the past reside. A legend we'll surely miss, but a legacy we won't forget.

✌️🖤 Skins compression tops are so thick, they take the Lycra tightness feeling to another level 😵‍💫

A robot robbed a bank but was caught when it's battery died.. Police have no plans to charge the suspect. * I’ll get my coat 🧥

#teamnoketchup (on hot dogs)

Written by @polarrhoid.bsky.social : Businessman’s arcade with booze and fancy watches as prizes

Nothing says racism, cruelty, hatred and weakness combined in one quite like the orange felon removing all free access to National Parks on federal holidays that honor black people whilst giving free access on his own birthday. He should’ve been sent to jail forever.

I'll see your Basic and raise you Lemonade Stand! www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryAr...

Big and Little Spoons xkcd.com/3166/

Redraw of my 'Werewolf' Athral from 3 years ago - but as a Were-Behemoth instead. The Behemoth skull is a mix of lion, wolf and I-made-it-the-fuck-up. Also I completely redrew this from scratch. As always, I am fashionably late to any holiday/seasonal theme 😅 #FFXIV #myArt

It wasn't for the Klondike bar

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Grow or repeat until you do OK, who set the world on "repeat shuffle"?

If @asterthecrow.bsky.social dresses up for a night out in France, I have to as well. 💀 @snapjaw.bsky.social 🎨 @maul.bsky.social #rubberfur #latex

The fall of the Roman Empire took about 250 years, but takes up maybe one page in a high school history book. It's a reminder that as crazy as things always seem, your entire life will end up traversing barely a third of a page of a history book - if you're lucky.

Restraint, patience, endurance. Qualities that practitioners of kink are sensitive to and are an inherent part of our practice. Necessary now more than ever. @damianxxxdragon.bsky.social At @redstudiobkk.bsky.social Rope and photo by me and @thiktool.com

Remember in V for Vendetta when Stephen Fry's character gets blackbagged from his own house for putting on a Benny Hill-style slapstick sketch with the Chancellor on his TV show? They can't stand laughter at their foolishness. Their petty cruelty is all they have to show for an empty soul.

Hear me out. Rubber paws and leather trapeze boots. #rubberfur

They literally federally indicted a guy for his Bluesky threats 21 days ago. He's in federal custody right now. They'd been tracking him for years. Feds don't even need to pay for API access to Bluesky it's freaking free. You're all on a Palantir dashboard right goddamn now. Simply shut the fuck up.