Jesus Weeps Still

add "between my legs" to a movie title: Bring Me The Head of Alfredo Garcia between my legs

Bluesky has four kinds of users

The first film I remember seeing at the cinema was Bedknobs and Broomsticks... but it must have been a Summer re-release or something because I was ~1.5 when it released in the UK and my memory of that time is shittier than it is of last week (moderately shitty).

Ruin a song by adding " In my pants" Come Together In My Pants

Good to see Kligman (Klig's Kites and Keep On Trumpin' stores in Myrtle Beach) mentioned here as also struggling. I can't wait to drive down 17 and see 'Going Out Of Business" signs on his two stores because his kites were mid and their prices WAY overblown long before he decided he should MAGA up.

We all know what will happen. They’ll start investigating the other 3%. It’s a fake, partisan Incentive Program, a complete 🤡 show….

Assuming Dems win a House majority in November, come January there should be a vote for Speaker (Jeffries should not assume he'll keep the gig) and ties to AIPAC should be an instant disqualifier.

NEW: New Mexico AG, @nmdoj.bsky.social, just announces that a judge has issued a judgment in the amount of $25 BILLION against Meta for lying to consumers and users about how Meta collected, protected, shared, and used their personal information.

A moment of silence for all the Alberta separatists who will go offline today.😢

The fucking idiot in the White House picked the wrong fight. BBC is not backing down. This is amazing.

👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

Abdul El-Sayed: “I’ll take this one… Do you love your dad?” Man, I love this guy, he’s on a different level, we need so many more of him 💙💙💙

Trending: Tesla unveils flying car...-shaped thing.

Uniter Schooled Tommy: “Do you disavow the Muslim Brotherhood?” Abdul El-Sayed: Yes! “Do you disavow any attempt to read any religious doctrine into the laws of our country?” T: “I do not.” ES: “I think it’s you who needs to understand the CONSTITUTION, not me.” #GTS #DV1 #ProudBlue #Voices4Victory

First gig after moving the US and securing my work permit, did a whole week at a computer store, mostly fixing PCs. Then one fateful Winter day we went out to install and network some PCs at a place and I remembered, while fishing cables down the walls, why I got myself a cushy desk job in the UK.

"First single you bought with your own money. No lying!" Got some Slade from 72/73 and Wizzard's gatefold Xmas single but seems unlikely I bought those with my own money at 2-3yo (probably nicked em from me dad) First one I can remember and still have is The Barron Knights: Never Mind The Presents

BREAKING: The FBI made a video trashing Democrats & hyping Kash Patel, then posted it during early voting Spending your tax dollars to campaign or to hype the director is illegal -- This video did BOTH We want watchdogs to find out who signed off Our @democracydefendersfund.org letter👇 -TN

Three Men and a Baby for Tax Purposes

Here’s a message for the naysayers that are complaining about what is — and isn’t — happening in my case against AG Todd Blanche: I AM NOT SURRENDERING. I know the value of my work and I know what it means to be fighting for truth and accountability. I know what this case means for the survivors.

Red Deadposting

Ruin a book by adding a word. IT Sucks Phone Call of Cthulhu The Poorly Illustrated Man The Captain Scarlet Gospels The Hobbit Fucker Charlie and the Chocolate Factory Union Green Eggs and Furry Ham The Great and Secret Puppet Show Library Catching Fire The Day Off of the Triffids

EU reaction: EU reaction: "It is deeply regrettable that the United States has announced intentions to impose sanctions." "The EU stands ready to take any necessary measures to enable the Court to carry out its work (and) protect the interests of EU operators within the single market."

All The President's Men and a Baby

Because Trump hasn't gotten around to making snuff films legal yet. I guess this is a profitability test.

I don't like a whole lot of people for a whole lot of different reasons but none of them are because of who you choose to love (unless who you chose to love is a complete asshole).

Blanche wants @katiephang.bsky.social Epstein suit tossed as a "generalized grievance" Too many Americans want the files, so nobody gets them? Katie's job is to share things with the public, that's the opposite of a generalized grievance Release the files!

Well he would only hire women to "work" "under him"... but who the hell is accepting jobs working under Trump? I get that he has enough surface volume to cover several people but how are you supposed to work under that much McDonalds-fueled weight? 'Trump is fat and misogynistic' joke - check.

🏴‍☠️ Tomorrow

Todd Blanche’s motion for summary judgement in my Epstein redaction training video lawsuit is due tomorrow after a short delay. Multiple sources told me there were videos training FBI agents on how to redact Trump from the Epstein files. I’m suing to get them.

An evergreen concept

Usha Vance: Hey, if you're gonna VP it up then we're maxed out on babies, thank you. JD Vance: Bitch, you know our stance on women. Now go put on that couch costume and assume the position or I. Swear. To. God. I will call up Markwayne right now and have your immigrant ass sent to BumFuck Egypt.

Hey @infinityward.com, you paying attention? Getting real tired of your high-intensity, low-duration campaign efforts in COD. We're not all battle royal and extraction sweats.

When you fired everybody who might have a clue about the weapons and technologies the modern soldier should have, and how to test and implement those weapons, who better to fill the void than... am I reading this right?... Elon Fucking Musk?

"Finally, after over half a year of a senseless war we see no way out of, they're bringing in some of the top military minds to figure out our future war strategies." "...what? Elon... like, *TESLA* Elon? And Rando Calrissian? Fuck's sake."

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As we talk about what happened at Cornell, please take a moment to learn about how a young LSU student is fighting for help against that school’s storied football program

[SENATOR ERIC SCHMITT]: So you’re telling me under oath that you've never played World of Warcraft? [JACK SMITH]: Correct [SCHMITT]: WELL THEN *unveils poster* please explain this picture of you farming gold in Eversong Woods! [SMITH]: That is Elden Ring, sir.

This myth that the Republicans are all selfish pricks and the Dems are the Get Along Gang needs busted as quickly as possible. Having ideas outside the party lines is just as shunned on the left as the right. That said the GOP *are* selfish pricks, they just know when banding together= more profits

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NEW: The 11th Circuit Court of Appeals declined "​to immediately block sanctions against lawyers for Donald ‌Trump" after a federal judge found that the attorneys misused the court system in "settling" his IRS lawsuit. www.reuters.com/world/us-app...

It's Tuesday and it's time for SIDEBAR Live! Join me at 5:30 pm ET and we'll kick off today's show with @macfarlanenews.bsky.social who was at Former Special Counsel Jack Smith's testimony today before Senate Judiciary! youtube.com/live/x8ZPTJn...

The focus group has reached a consensus.

Here's footage of Jack Smith at the Iowa vs. Maryland game on February 3rd, 2024 btw

If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula.

AGAIN?!?!?!

Klobuchar has Schmitt dead to rights: "The game in fact was in Maryland. For a senator to have false information & imply, based on confusion about name of a team, that you were in another city & somehow involved that day in what was happening in Georgia & call you a 'dirtbag' deserves an apology"

A case that isn’t getting the headlines it deserves: an LSU student was raped by an LSU football player. He admitted it, but the school is still letting him play football. How multiple systems have failed this young woman & why she went public to get the help she needs: youtu.be/LihN7hsNKnw?...