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The truth in this has sat me down

bug reporting is going well! here are some known issues that we’re currently working on, thank you for your patience ᕙ( •̀ ᗜ •́ )ᕗ

IT'S @paralives.com RELEASE DAY! 👩🏼‍💻🤸🏼‍♀️🙌🏻🎉 And also Memorial Day, so thank you to the humans who have sacrificed their lives serving their country. These are very conflicting ends of the emotional spectrum, so this is awkward. Okay, bye 👋

we👏have👏trains! I repeat - we have public transportation! 🚉🙌 youtube.com/watch?v=ecbHUPrFEDg&feature=youtu.be

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Gophers as the helicopter flies away: www.popularmechanics.com/science/envi...

I would like to start a support group for millennials scarred for life by The Brave Little Toaster.

Overheard in a hospital waiting room, man on the phone: "Naw, Manny got hit by a bus." *pause* "No, he's not sick. He was LITERALLY hit by a bus. The 74."

I said, NO ICE 😡🙅🏼‍♀️🧊 #supportiveseagull #comic #webcomic #digitalart #comicart

My doctor is like, "I’ve done all I’m willing to do, which is nothing at all.”

I told you we’d be back

At any given point in time, I am Sad Syril 😂 #andor

Watching ER for the first time (I know, I know) and.... @mishacollins.bsky.social what are you doing here

mhmm same

me waking up remembering it's hysterectomy day: youtu.be/vGoiFadXK5Q?...

this is never not relevant these days @effinbirds.com

what in the 90s Chicago Bulls game opener just happened on Severance

I've always had a low tolerance for people's bullshit, but I've reached a point where I can't handle *any* incompetence or nonsense. I'm immediately set off by it and want to scream. That's... uh... really bad, considering the circumstances of the US for the next 4+ years.

The only reason I don't own a @weratedogs.com shirt is because I can basically only wear tank tops due to chronic illness-caused heat intolerance. If they started making 100% cotton or bamboo tanks.... it'd be over for me 😂

The pregnancy test was negative 😌 (which Madeline is apparently painting sadly about??), but it's all good because my girl's got her favorite grilled cheese 🥪🧀

some weekend inspiration for you

Madeline's just having another totally normal night with her funbuddy, Santa 🎮❤️‍🔥, when she feels like she may need to do a quick pregnancy test...😳

I just want to move to Reine in Lofoten, sit by a fjord, and watch nature while eating Scandinavian snacks.

Oh, Madeline... oh no 🙈

Madeline, girl... it's okay to just enjoy your Christmas hot dogs out in the snow without seducing Santa... 🤦

In today's Sims 4 glitch: Brushing Horses Badly 🐎😂

Is there anything better than a good nap? Baklava doesn't think so💤

I will be referring to all insolent men as "madam chair" from this moment forward 💅

Facing one of the oldest squares in Gammelvik, this dreamy 1BR 2BA home has an attached cafe called "Clatte". You can enjoy your cozy home, run a coffee shop, and sell your homemade ceramics! EA Gallery: lesliesaurus Patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/old-to... #TheSims4 #ShowUsYourBuilds

The new world blank for you? It's TOOL.

I bet Trashley is off with Little King Trashmouth and Gary 🦝 #BusinessesAndHobbies

you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.

This may be an unpopular opinion, but THIS is the Daredevil comeback I've waited for all these years? I've been so excited for it for so long, and after episode one... I'm really disappointed 😞

What do you mean my only babysitter option is the guy that robbed us last night 😂😂😂😂💀

can I work here and completely unrelated can I have some dino DNA plz

I've had endometriosis for 25+ years, and I'm finally having a hysterectomy next month. I want the doctor taking my uterus to medical waste to be like

A 2BR 1BA home in Windenburg made for 1-2 adults and a toddler 👨‍👨‍👦 Cozy indoor space, big outdoor space full of activities 🏡🤸 Download my Havisham House renovation on the EA gallery (lesliesaurus) or download it on my free Patreon! www.patreon.com/posts/123530... #TheSims4 #ShowUsYourBuilds

The snort I just snorted. I love this goddamn game 😂

I was unaware that Nick Cannon and Elon Musk were in a competition to see who can have the most kids with the most women

Every time I get on my phone to do literally anything

so if organs shift into places they're not supposed to, are they... disORGANized? tip your waiter, I'll be here all week.