The Unsettling Spider-Liam

Watched Masters of the Universe tonight. It could have been good if it could make up its mind whether it was embarrassed for itself or not. Banger soundtrack though.

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I need to give out about this tagline. Scrooge is his SURNAME. Not his fucking NICKNAME. So he was ALWAYS Scrooge. In fact, his parents would have been Scrooges, so unless he was named before his parents were married he'd have been Scrooge BEFORE he was Ebenezer. Hire me for your taglines.

Had fun with RESIDENT EVIL, which answered the question: "What would I be like if I was in a Resident Evil?"

You motherfuckers! I am a 'creative-first ho' NOT YOU!

NEW CLUE! Can you use the emoji clue to guess the SONG from the artist I'm covering for my next retrospective? SWIPE to see today's clue and COMMENT with your guesses! Keep an eye out for more clues before launch day! #music #review #halloween

My new Music retrospective launches THIS HALLOWEEN, so I'm dropping some terrifying, mind-bending clues about the artist I'm covering using the only thing scarier than a Ouija board...the EMOJI BOARD. COMMENT with what SONG you think the emojis describe! 💃🦯 Look out for the next clue tomorrow!

Someone hire me to write my Batman/Columbo crossover please. I don't big myself up much but it's soooooo good!

This is wild.

PROBABLE CLAUS An argument over the last Christmas tree lands two lonely, stressed single parents in a mall security room, where their precocious kids enlist a down-on-his-luck mall Santa (who may actually be the real deal) to show their parents they belong together. #SCREENPIT

LOCKED IN A kidnap victim, trapped in a high-security building, must escape his captors with help from a security guard who’s just as trapped as he is. DIE HARD meets PANIC ROOM 2017 Austin Film Festival Semifialist #screenpit

GUNDEAD A black-ops mercenary sets out to avenge the death of his husband by a twisted scientist by turning himself into a zombie with the scientist’s gene-altering serum. JOHN WICK meets 28 DAYS LATER #screenpit

Wasn't this the plot for HALLOWEEN III: SEASON OF THE WITCH?

New Trainwreckord! An absolutely doomed attempt by MC Hammer to 'get hard' in the wake of gangsta rap's rise. Pumps and a Bump is a banger, though.

Actual conversation I heard in Penneys today. 2 lads looking at a Chucky t-shirt on the rack: First Lad: I think I'll get that shirt. Second Lad: Didn't think you liked Chucky. First Lad: Yeah I love Chucky. Chucky àr là.

New Trainwreckord for the collection. The cover is every bit as 'knock-off T-shirt' looking as @shadowtodd.bsky.social describes.

Morrissey singing his classic tune, 'Teat is Murder.'

No Rachel! Theu said you have to EARN your way to success! E-A-r-n!

It's shocking how much this happens. I'm an absolute nobody, and yet I've had numerous encouters with people basically saying 'write my idea and get it made, I'm in charge, it's a collaboration.'

I wouldn't give my penis a name. But if I did...

SPIDER-NOIR wasn't quite what I wanted from the concept, but the story picks up greatly in the back half, the b&w visuals are pretty, and the performances by Lamorne Morris and of course Nicolas Cage carry it to being a fun, interesting and all-round good time.

grammar was more important in the days of you’re

Philomena Cunk On...the wall at the Musèe d'Orsay.

Who's looking for comic cover work? I'm going to be hiring a bunch of people in 2027 and would love to expand my list of human artists. Please include samples and/or a link to your portfolio. NO AI or bots using other people's work please

Finally found a clothes shop that caters to my specific style:

did you know the two occupants of a pantomime horse cannot legally be compelled to testify against each other

Pat Mustard signs up to Tinder:

What can I say? I'm a sucker for serendipity.

Who needs an afterlife when you're this kind of legend? #RIPTimCurry youtu.be/g1Sq1Nr58hM?...

Give me and @devindoyle.bsky.social comedy jobs, morons!

@seannorthridge.bsky.social @jimmysavage.bsky.social and I are in Nano Jams and now you can get us so CHEEEEEAP!

If The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen had succeeded, the Asylum would have had this out a month later.

imo movies should only contain sex scenes if they further the plot

New #Trainwreckord! If there's ever a shortage of career ending disaster records don't worry. I've got Supply-eye-eyessss...

Here’s the trick to selling a TV series pitch. All you need to do is have the: Perfect idea And pitch it to The perfect producers And perfect studio And perfect network With the perfect mandate At the perfect time Who think you’re the perfect writer With the perfect credits At the perfect price