Papa Yaga, Who Suffers No Kings

These are the people who want to reinvent society

You can't beat fascism by agreeing with fascism. You can't beat fascists by accepting a fascist frame. Corporatist Democratic Party leadership needs to be defeated and jettisoned. We have to fight them, not because we don't want to fight Republicans, but because they refuse to.

So, I've heard the "most people don't need more than basic math, and chemistry and physics is useless to them!" before, and on further conversation it emerges that they believe one should only teach those subjects to people who *will* need or use them.

*Takes drag on cigarette, sexily* “Watch’a got?” *Hacks up lung*

since California ballots are now out: prop 40 is the billionaire tax, and you should vote yes to stick it to them but both props 41 and 42 are designed to retroactively cancel the billionaire tax because they’re afraid they can’t beat it at the ballot box yes on 40, no on 41 and 42

This is delightful

They should also remake Labyrinth, but with Cate Blanchett.

Get you a press secretary with all the charisma of your local PTA Karen

They Will Kill You for Tax Purposes

Excellent thread

New hero just dropped

Very VERY glad to see Jon Ossoff leaning all the way the fuck away from the centrists trying to tell dems to "reconcile" or "tone it down" or "find the persuadable republicans." This is the shit, right here. Hammer down and make them have to say on live TV that they love Nazis. The end.

These dudes are straight up trying to placate the basilisk

“More liberty is actually less liberty,” says the very smart man dressed like a wizard

There can be only one

On the next season of Loki

Hey chat, how do I tell my friend she had a vampire

Mechanical Twerk

Denmark is trolling Trump.

Watched the very silly War Machine, featuring Reacher’s Alan Ritchson, which has the sublime pleasure of not-Reacher fighting a giant battlebot with a bulldozer and a pile of rocks, and delivering the line “Thermodynamics, motherfucker” while doing it. Perfect scene.

Jfc, these are the dumbest people to ever grab the reigns of power

He even has a Gary

JFC

QT with a sword

Me: Am I not a man? Health care system: you are a bag of billable conditions with a bank account attached.

It’s subscription based

Knowing that the plastic dinosaurs we played with as kids consisted, to whatever actual extent, of real dinosaurs.

They can have my y’alls when they pry them from my cold, dead Southern lips

Dying at 80 and leaving a discernible corpse is the new dying young and leaving a beautiful corpse.

RIP Tim Curry. Your passing in the shadow of one of the most beloved public figures of the day seems very on brand for you.

This cracks me up more than it should

I will never forgive Mystery Incorporated for their collusion with the very kind of villain they built their business on unmasking. Was any of it even real? I’m not so sure. It’s time to figure out who these monsters *really* are

Legit waiting for one of these guys to electrocute his dick

Woke 1 was at its best when you watched it right after Andor.

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for a junk drawer to legally qualify as a real junk drawer, what is the ONE absolute mandatory item it must include? Coins from a currency you don’t recognize and may no longer exist

Pete Hegseth: "We need our warriors to embrace the Spartan mindset" U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians*

This post goes harder than Hector goes at Patroclus.

These people want free speech the same way they want free markets: they want a monopoly on them.

I spoke to my oujia board for twenty minutes today and it said IT BURNS OH GOD IT BURNS WHY GOD IT’S ME MITCH MCCONNELL

When you reach for your bible and it’s just the cornerstone speech

Live your life so that your Nazi tattoo is not the least problematic thing about you Also don't get a fucking Nazi tattoo

GO! MY LABUBU MISSILE! KILL!

I know I've boosted this a LOT in the last 12 hours or so, and I want to thank all of you for bearing with me. I'm so grateful for the help. I hope the OG thread explains context, and how the last 16 months have repeatedly led to unwanted consequences because I made the choice to call for help.

The security guard at the door:

Watching Riverside catch fire in real time

All I want is a castle on the Irish coast, a lantern-filled library full of centuries-old novels, a raven to deliver and retrieve my post, an eccentric butler with a mysterious backstory, and an endless supply of emotional support pastries.

Found him

The Democratic establishment crash-out is a wonderous thing to see. A bunch of people, their organization named after democracy, unable to handle the results of just a few popular elections, appealing to the unspoken rules of a club they thought belonged exclusively to them. Let's do it everywhere.