Elizabeth Lopatto

I wrote about the Epstein files (gift link) www.theverge.com/tech/874721/...

once again I gave Jeeves fresh water like an hour ago only to find her drinking out of my glass just now

I can't believe the fucking losers in charge of the WNBA are going to put the next game at 9:30 on a THURSDAY just the absolute fucking disrespect

End 3: Valkyries 46, Dream 40 let's see if anyone gets to 60

KIAHHHHH

they're chanting defense as if that's not the only thing happening

kiah!

A Valkyries fan’s sign: “Move the Hawks game. Women = Prime Time”

valks valks valks valks

It would be highly informative and valuable if OpenAI would share what problems they have tried and failed to solve

clown event still possible

you know this admin is so dumb and doubled-down on war that I think someone who was sufficiently motivated could get them to build us our first gundam

Just went to a retail GameStop for a piece of my son’s Halloween costume. If you’re young and wondered what the final days of Blockbuster looked like, you can get a taste of the experience right now at your local strip mall

Bumper sticker reading “MY OTHER MAP IS THE TERRITORY”

and if california slides into the ocean like the mystics and statistics say it will I predict this motel will be standing until I pay my bill

you don't need to know basketball to enjoy this. rip chuck

lolnothingmatters dot gif www.theverge.com/ai-artificia...

this is the clearest thing I've read about republicans in this political moment defector.com/vivek-ramasw...

AI lobbyists had a busy summer www.theverge.com/policy/10165...

ok one other stray holmes doc thought. it is very funny to me that our readers have somehow learned that I go by liz in my day-to-day life despite bylining with my government name. meanwhile elizabeth holmes has to demand to be called liz and even her parents aren't with the program

This sounds fascinating, but then I wonder if I'm being manipulated by the quality of Liz Lopatto's writing 🫤

it's raining so obviously I will not be setting foot outside today

actually I’d like Fielder and Oppenheim to do a companion doc starring SBF

Dozens of California dams need repair ahead of this El Niño storm season. An audit found 57 California dams in poor or unsatisfactory condition. @ra-becks.bsky.social @calmatters.org calmatters.org/environment/...

also @lopatto.bsky.social knocks it out of the park (as usual) bsky.app/profile/lopa...

this whole thing smacks of gender www.theverge.com/policy/10146...

a rare CEO Business Tradwife spotted in the wild

this whole thing smacks of gender www.theverge.com/policy/10146...

here’s a little rhyme for all the broadcasters unable to distinguish between E-40 and mistah FAB if the beanie is tiny, that’s E-40 you’re spyin’ dope era on the hat, that’s mistah FAB in fact

personally, I think the valks should try to keep angel reese from touching the ball

I don't appreciate the draft kings ads. that's for men's sports. get a job. get away from her (the valks)

Look at this KING working stadium security at Ballhalla with the purple mustache!

let's go valkyries www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBJt...

is Mr Smith Goes to Washington the opposite of Billy Wilder's Ace in the Hole? in this essay I will...