Lordbeef

had a dream there was an election between Hillary Clinton and Thrall for war chief of the horde. and nobody was voting for Hillary

I sold $16K in Pokémon cards and it fucking sucked aftermath.site/pokemon-card-s...

I haven't seen Clayface, but I know that there are many clays that can be used on the face with a beneficial effect. so if the movie states otherwise I think that's dishonest.

No!!!!

"h3h3" kinda sounds like laughing. but they're not doing that today.

wife saw this in the movie theater and asked "what is street fish?"

i'm a guy who loves to say "it's 50/50. it either happens or it doesn't" any time someone mentions odds. everyone loves me

seems easy

inflation is a hell of a thing

blue sky

Study. Learn.

objects in mirror are cuter than they appear

we have lost so much

checking on x

the gamers are being normal again

It seems quaint now that we do all our banking and race science there, but, nevertheless, it's true: at one time, people mostly wrote jokes on Twitter. 10 years ago, I wrote one about an old asshole and it kinda changed my life. Not his, though. www.cnn.com/2026/10/01/u...

congrats to Houston and everyone living there or visiting there

what kind of society do we live in where we downvote people just because they suggest Tony Soprano should be a class in world of warcraft

it's a shame we didn't have LLMs in 2021. They could have really helped us make more NFTs

I need to start talking like both these guys

I refuse to believe that the discourse on here is "coffee at an interview". that's not real. that's nothing

lmao come on

we are charlie kirk

blizzard just made their game give worse loot and people are delighted with them. what a world

in case you're wondering whats going on in the livestreamfail subreddit, a bunch of kick streamers went to a comedy club and called the performer the r word. and the comedian responded by calling them gay. so that's what's going on there.

i will no longer be providing clavicular updates as it turns out he's a really bad guy instead of just a pretty bad guy. i will be seeking out new freaks for you to be informed about

i was looking at the world of warcraft forever subreddit and i wasn't ready to see people post about how they have time to play it since their kids are off to college

now this is awesome

I also will not be touring with Ed Sheeran

Lady Gaga :(

mines got lightning and candy on it

Clavicular is on the Red Scare podcast, and you can listen to it if that's a way you want to spend your precious time on earth

510cc you are a fucking LIAR. You can't post "i have stage 4 brain cancer and this was my dad's favorite song" on TWO different music videos!!!! lets get this fucking guy!!!

it gets better once you get on the freeway

Flynbrd68 let's fucking go

having fun discussing dominos new personal pizza offering